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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Mine was better it had tits in it.
     
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  2. saintanton

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    Checkmate.
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    yeah pretty much. Has to sell dodgy stuff o nthe side or at least pub grub etc.

    if you are basically moes tavern you are never making enough to cover the bills as you say.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    RHC can go all Walter White and the Cheese can be his car wash. He already isn't getting along with his unit and he can get Redlad to be his Pinkman.

    Soon extra pure yellow meth will be circulating Latchford.
     
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  5. saintanton

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    They have pub food too.
    There are at least 3 varieties of crisps available.
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    All 3 stopped circulating in other stores before 2005 so the Cheese is the only place you can get them.

    Like wine, just get better with age.
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    This is serious <grr>
     
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  8. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    You'll just have to stock up on Carling from the supermarket mate. Good news is, you can get four crates for about £1.57 <ok>
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    just move.... you needed a bungalow and now you can rid yerself of the unit and find a new boozer.

    list of requirements

    1. wheelchair accessible

    2. no upstairs

    3. no unit

    4. ould fellas crackhouse with steely dan on jukebox within walking distance

    5. accessible to work.

    how hard can it be to find this place.
     
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Northwich is a great town a close to where you work. You can move there. Plenty of pubs in Northwich.

    Inn all seriousness, bar with it.

    This might not be the end of the world. I'm sure someone else will take over. If it's the only boozer in town someone else may take over. They may not flash their tits or be Denice.but they might have their own assets. Cheese sounds like it has a good location. It'll be open with new owners soon.
     
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    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    Move to my town of Crossgar! Only a population of 2800 but we have 4 pubs all within 400 yards of each other.

    2 **** holes that sound like the C. One shows matches the other doesn't but the barmaid is known to give out "extras" in more ways than one. Plenty of crazies young and old..

    Beer still relatively cheap.

    And all the bungalows and first floor flats are closest to the pubs!

    Ok, it's in Northern Ireland but you can't have everything RHC!
     
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  12. Zingy

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    Just move to North Wales like the rest of the wooly ****ers. <ok>

    Like Rhyl...Prestatyn or Towyn. <ok>
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No.
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No.
     
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    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  16. Zanjinho

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    Don't move to Mansfield, don't want the likes of you pulling the credibility down!
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I wouldn't ****ing dream of it <yikes>
     
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  18. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Is that possible?
     
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    As long as he gets a lift, I wouldn't advise fully functional people to walk it, never mind RHC!
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    From the internet:

    Q: How can you tell when a Mansfield lass is having an orgasm?

    A: She drops her chips
     
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