Old but still amusing: A few 1 liners I came across 12 months ago • A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. • They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo. • I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It 's syncing now. • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. • I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time. • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. • When chemists die, they barium. • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. • Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations. • Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? • When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. • Broken pencils are pointless. • I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. • All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on. • I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. • Velcro - what a rip off! • The most common surname In China is Chang, correct me if you think that's Wong. Add any more you know of ( think I know what the first one will be )
"I've invented a chemical that can burn through anything - but I have nothing to store it in." Courtesy of Ponders. Bless him.
My best one liner was, "Did you hear about the lonely prisoner? He was in his cell" and my worst and most regrettable one liner was saying, "I do".
Hey, come on mate, I'm not saying there are any rights or wrongs here, I was merely putting my opinion across
