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Cold and flu

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Captainchaos., Jan 27, 2017.

  1. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Jesus Christ all mighty!!!!

    I've got another cold !!!

    Can't we forget cancer charity's and focus on the simpler challenge of curing the common cold ?

    Seriously let's be realistic here if we can't fix that problem all the money were wasting on cancer research is a compete joke!

    From now on I'm not giving anything to charity.
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Keeps your immune system on it's toes mate, Pot Noodles help, they're rich in essential vitamins.
     
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    i used to enjoy pot noodles and in the past they did a bolognaise pot pasta that was nothing other than sensational, but sadly they stopped producing them about 20 years ago when golden wonder sold off pot noodle so I vowed never to buy another ever again.

    I now would only eat the nations noodle
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Can't beat a Bombay badboy. Best cure for a cold, for under £1.
     
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  5. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Nothing was better than the British pot noodle
     
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  6. Rum & Black for 2

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    Nice to see we agree for once. I'd much rather have nothing than a pot noodle.

    <cheers>
     
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    I don't agree mate i haven't had one for years
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Hot toddys mate, they just work.

    Also boil a pan of water or a kettle and inhale the steam. Loosens up all the mucus. Blow your nose, never suck it back up. Obvious but the number of people who go "I've got a cold" all whingey and then sniffle the bad stuff back up is incredible. Seems completely stupid to me. Get the bad **** out.

    Also stop being a ****ing pussy.
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

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    WTF is a hot toddy?
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Jesus man, you haven't lived.

    Whiskey, water, honey, sugar (herbs and spices if you have them). Some do it with rum. My late dad used to always make them when people had colds. I reckon it works but then I can be a raging alchy at times.
     
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    What do we teach kids today????

    <doh>
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I have apple cider vinegar, honey, hot water and lemon.

    This is now going into the realms of mumsnet innit.
     
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    There was a period in my life were I drank quite extensively every day. During that period I don't ever remember having a cold. If you think about it, what do they use to kill superbugs in hospitals? I'll tell you, alcohol based hand wash.

    So all you need to do to avoid colds and flu is make sure there's not too much blood in your alcohol stream.
     
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  15. Obi Wan

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    Eat your muesli FFS!
     
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    Fixed.

    <cheers>
     
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    Now cold and flu are my thing, professionally.
    This weeks stats show incidences of colds and flu up 168% YOY.
    It's been like this for around 7 weeks now.
     
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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

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    I've had the Royal Cough for five weeks now.

    I'm with Tel in that a curry blows the bugs away. Might try one later.
     
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  19. Obi Wan

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    Just man up or we'll have to demote you and rename you private pussy
     
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  20. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    ****in' pussy
     
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