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The Weekend

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  1. monacoger

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    Well folks, here we are again, it is the start of the weekend(depending on which part of the world you live in, but that is a discussion for another day). Why don't you all share your plans for the weekend on this very thread. "What will you be doing, Monica?", I hear you ask. Well, thanks for asking, I am going to get a haircut shortly and tonight I will probably have a few beers. Tomorrow, instead of having a BBQ, we are having people round for a curry and drinks. On Sunday, I have no clue what I will be doing, maybe go to the beach for lunch.
     
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  2. monacoger

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    Just to get this thread going, here is an amusing picture that I made up completely by myself...

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  3. Tina.

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    On antibiotics as I have an infection in my gob. Nae drinking for moi, which isn't strange as I don't really drink.
    Washing, ironing and shopping is about as exciting as it'll get for this fenian basturt this weekend.
     
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    Whose dirty cock have you been sucking to get an infection in your mouth? In fact that probably deserves its own thread with a poll, but I can't be ****ed doing it.
     
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    Brad pitt's.
     
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    I'm not sure whether to believe you or not.
     
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    You can still drink in antibiotics you noob
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Never mind. As long as yer minge and **** chute are still usable the weekend isny a complete loss.
     
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    Now there's a thought :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It is?
     
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    Ass to mouth?
     
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  12. VenomPD

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    This weekend I'll be purchasing a new entrenching tool and some bags of lime. :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  13. monacoger

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    It wasn't aimed at you, good day, sir.
     
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    One of those bags of lime has your name on it now. :emoticon-0128-hi:
     
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    To be honest, I didn't really understand your post, why are you buying bags of lime?
     
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    He must be burying his wife
     
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  17. monacoger

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    I don't really understand that either, unless people use limes to disguise the smell of a dead body or something?
     
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  18. Mick O'Toon

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    He got 10 crates of Sol on the cheap.
     
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    That's your name on one of them too. ****ing smart-arse. <whistle>
     
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    In a spooky coincidence, Patience has just messaged me to get limes although I think they are for the calamari salad with chilli lime dressing for tomorrow. Other things on the menu tomorrow are tandoori chicken wings, prawn Thai curry and chicken madras and beer.
     
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