Fight Club Round 2

Who Da **** is Rodders?

 

They make clotted cream mate.

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He has this fantasy of me being an East End barrow boy mate.

I humour him on it, as it obviously enriches his life

 

This little sketch might explain it, mate...

HIAG: "All right, Rodders?"
Tobes: "Why do you call me Rodders, HIAG?"
HIAG: "It's you name!"
Tobes: "It's not. My name is Richard Branson. I'm a captain of industry."
HIAG: "You sure?"
Tobes: "Yes, HIAG! I've got a birth certificate, and everything!"
HIAG: "Oh! So what's Rodders, then? A nickname?"
Tobes: "No, HIAG! Only you call me that!"

Etc

 

.. but the vast majority would still like to see Sockmeister Vs Quentin ... the shdow boxing extravaganza

 

Nope still no idea.

 

Voice from the crowd: "Hit him with the left HIAG, the left!"

HIAG: "He's the left today you tit, I'm the right!"

Voice from the crowd: "Why has HIAG just smashed himself in the gob?"

 

Nope.

 

That's hilarious HIAG, no really it is.......

Once I've made mince meat of Fosse I'm coming for you mate

 

Just when you think HIAG can't make it any worse for himself ......

 

Hmmm....11 each....who to vote for?

 

Lads, Baldie's a floater!

 

Its 12-11

 

Git..was 11 each when I posted.

 

Que, toilet jokes

 

I had a rite log this afternoon. HIAG will tell you all about it, he always has my back in these situations

 

Eeeewwwww!

 

That stuff is right up your street, what with you being so keen with the rimming.

 

Only one way that would go.

 

You are the original Pixie-pede, I'm afraid. The lads will not have failed to pick up your attempt to divert attention away from that fact with your highly plagiarized "rimmer" assertions.