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  1. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Knowing that she have a knife behind her.
    Not so clever .:lipsrsealed:
     
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    LuisDiazgamechanger, Jan 25, 2017
  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Always assume a woman on her period is armed and dangerous.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Jan 25, 2017
  3. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb? None, they let her cook in the dark.
     
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    Zingy, Jan 25, 2017
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Why did God make woman?

    He needed someone to do the dishes.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Jan 25, 2017
  5. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  6. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Who is guilty?
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    LuisDiazgamechanger, Jan 25, 2017
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    the one blurred i presume is in witness protection now so it must be her.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jan 25, 2017
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    organic red Well-Known Member

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    afcftw Well-Known Member

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    Bitches be crazy.

    I think that covers it...
     
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    afcftw, Jan 26, 2017
  10. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    "Keep your hand to yourself":laugh:.
     
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    LuisDiazgamechanger, Jan 26, 2017

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    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Got any Booty calls lined up?
     
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  12. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Call for a handyman i.e plumber when there is no need for one<laugh>.
     
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    LuisDiazgamechanger, Jan 26, 2017
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    You had a bad one recently mate?!

    I got red carded recently. Brutal it was.

    Still rebounding now.

    Woman are absolutely mental.

    Just not programmed like us.
     
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  14. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    A woman used to chase, seeing me coming in the opposite direction will change her route.
    One day I picked up the courage and followed her. Suddenly she turned back and said "you will not take "no" for an answer", and she started
    laughing. Guess what happened next?.
     
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  15. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    You raped her? <yikes>
     
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    No She raped me !.:laugh:.
     
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    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Got her number?

    Is this reality or a riddle/joke?
     
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  19. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    No real, we became friend and lover. She told me men lie too much, that was why she was scared.
     
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  20. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    but she wasn't scared that you stalked followed her? :bandit:
     
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