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Has anybody got a gun??

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Teessidemackem, Jan 25, 2017.

  1. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    If so put this fecker out of his misery. Itll do us all a favour....

    JACK RODWELL has damaged his medial ligaments, but David Moyes is hoping the Sunderland midfielder will only be sidelined for a couple of weeks.

    Rodwell sustained the injury in last weekend’s 3-1 defeat to Stoke, and was unable to play any part in Tuesday’s FA Cup replay defeat at Burnley.

    It was initially feared the 25-year-old had suffered a serious injury to his knee, but scans have revealed the problem is not as severe as first thought.
     
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  2. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    getting to the stage now where i dont believe all this crap. do we employ a doctor or is this independent docs. we are a f*cking joke. are they wearing high heels or ballet shoes on the pitch,
     
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  3. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    Actually just headed up towards the snowy mountains for Australia day weekend.

    Brother in law wants me to shoot a kangaroo with a **** off big rifle.

    Knowing me I'll miss by that much I'll hit Rodwell from here.
     
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    Surprised by this, mate.

    I honestly didn't even think you would consider doing anything like that.
     
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  5. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    Not too sure to be honest. They're pests over here, one of them's going to get it so he reckons I might as well pop my cherry.

    Admittedly it's not really my thing at all, hunting, but apparently they're absolutely ****ing everywhere so I should be able to hit one in the back garden (10 acres+)
     
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  6. Billy Death

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    They are great to eat mate. <ok>
     
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  7. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    Yeah eat a lot of it over here chief. Abundance of fresh meat hopping around.
     
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  8. DAPARKERSAFC

    DAPARKERSAFC Well-Known Member

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    This actually makes me more optimistic.

    The **** is cursed
     
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  9. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    Wow, that sounds like a cracking experience. Enjoy mate. :)
     
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    Awwww Disco, how could you!

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  12. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    The joey between the eyes is the shot I'd go for. :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  13. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    He's an evil man, Quentin.



    I'd pop it in the head behind it's lug <laugh>
     
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  15. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    The only gun I own is a piss power weak as **** water pistol, so should be well enough to take Rodwell out..
     
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  16. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Do everyone a favour.
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I'd shoot a Kangaroo no problem, they look ****ing stupid.

    My wife had a show on last night, where one of the two from the couple has to go and buy a house and the other one knows nothing about it, until the end. Poor lad tried his best but the wifey was a right ungrateful piece of ****, screwing her face up at her house, ****ing doley vermin, I wanted to kick her face in until it looked like a mushed burger.

    I hope he watched it back and wrapped a 9 iron round it's grid and threw her in the street, where she belonged.
     
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  18. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Some english lad got popped the other day. Sat in his car.

    Bang bang. 2 head shots.

    Goodnight vienna.
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Probably for the best, with a name like Vienna.
     
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  20. Brian Storm

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