Little things please little minds mate, but knock yourself out. I'm just grateful it didn't take you a 3 paragraph essay to say it.
Oh dear ...bit rattled? ...little things had been pleasing your missus until my prize marrow became buddies with her melons... #PastorallyRattled
1 paragraph. Good effort. Now all you need to do is think of something original and witty and ppl might start laughing with you than at you
You should tell @Saintsfan08 to stop using his sock account @Hoddle Is A God then as he is abusing the forum policy
Nope you're still not getting the "original" bit. You'll know when you do because the Freshy will stop stroking your balls