Jurgen Klopp

Not so sure, I think he always seemed to have opposing views to everyone else. And by apposing, I actually mean both strange and baffling in equal measure.

 

Yeh whenever I spoke to him I pictured him as this...

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When I first joined this forum, I got the impression that UIR looked up to Swarbs and tried to copy his posting style. The only problem was that he never had the same wit or intelligence, so often came across as a complete twat.

 

Well there's a couple on here that do the same. Highburial being a prme example. If he had an original idea it would die of boredom, so he hangs off the coat tails of others to gain approval.

Cutting I know Pieguts but I couldn't resist

 

I liked UIR.

 

Loved his rants when anybody criticised Van Gaal...

 

Stop trolling.

 

Skylarker said he was "hardly having a go at you" which you replied he had.
All I asked was, did Klopp speak to you personally?
How is that trolling?

 

Matth is basically saying how dare you question it. It's fairly obvious Klopp comes round to Matth's box room to talk tactics.

Sometimes they even have time to play a game of Strip Snap on his bed afterwards.

 

I don't think anyone has ever accused Vardy of being a giant, tbf. He's quite short, from what I can make out.

Nor have I seen anyone accusing you of playing hoof-ball. You shouldn't run yourself down. I know we've have our differences, but I definitely would not accuse LCFC of playing long-ball tactic. Let's be civil about this, for once.

What you did to fluke your way to the title was to play what I have terms chip-and-rush footy. It's an ideal tactic to play when you have a stumpy little fella up front, like Vardy. Chip the ball from defence, hope that Vardy somehow latches on to it - GOAL! It worked great for you, last season; not so much, though, this season.

 

I'd like Klipperty a lot better if he didn't stand like a spazmoidal robot, on the touch-line, every time 'Pool scored a goal. I'm sure that I'm not alone in this.

 

Stop trolling FFS

 

Klopp's been crapping on about how Liverpool are the only PL team that is interested in the League Cup. He can't say the same about the FA Cup...

 

We may inadvertently have railroaded Jürgen into further embarrassment...looks like we have managed to knacker van Dijk potentially scuppering Kloppy's cunning plan to avoid the humiliation of yet another cup final defeat

 

Since when?

 

So did I, he was hilarious.
He and Matth were among the best posters on here, along with Arsenal87, cpofl and Astroturd.
Every forum has a resident ****wit or two

I am kidding about Cpofl of course, guy was a cock.

 

I thought UIR was a clueless, glory hunting twat.

Apart from that he was alright.

 

Oh he was, thats what made him hilarious to listen to.
Rimming LvG's arsehole from Day one, then doubling down on his LvG love even when it became clear he was not the man to lead United.
Then pretty much leaving in humiliation because he couldn't face people, knowing how much he had gushed over Louis and how **** it had turned out.
I wonder what he would be saying about Jose's tenure right now.

 

King Shergar is the anti-UIR when discussing Mourinho!

 

He's on his own that lad.