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Off Topic Crazy Things Women Do

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  1. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I have no idea what that means <laugh>

    I just find I can play a good game of poker with a mate at the same time.
     
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    Alreet man, calm doon!

    <laugh>
     
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    Oh ffs ofcourse <doh>

    I knew a girl who would happily tell everyone she was spitroasted in her uni days.

    Filthy cow! Ok I'll be honest it was the single biggest reason for me to shag her <laugh> but sadly no spitroast.
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Ah, the DP, she was crap mate, it was "ouch! Ooh! ouch!" all ****ing night.<grr>
     
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  5. Spurlock

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    suck dicks
     
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  6. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Top thread.
     
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  7. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    One of the things women do when in love that might not be so wild and crazy is have more confidence. When you know that you have a man that loves you and that you can be yourself with, it's hard not to be confident! This is especially true if your man is constantly complimenting you and making you feel like the most important person in his life.
     
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    Women are just crazy there's no reason for it, they are mental cases every ****ing one of them.

    #notsexist
     
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  9. Spurlock

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    So basically they turn up whenever in your life then soon after require constant compliments and want to feel like the most important person in my life?

    What they invite is a heap of lies and rightly so with such a needy attitude.

    ****s.
     
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  10. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Why Do Women Act Crazy During Their Period?
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    The main reason why some women act crazy during their period is because of the changes that occur to their hormone levels at this time.
    Basically, when a woman’s progesterone levels drop too quickly before menstruation, she experiences something called Pre Menstrual Syndrome (PMS), which then impacts her mood during.
    This may cause her to behave in ways that are uncharacteristic to her normal behavior (e.g. she becomes overly emotional and cries for no apparent reason, is irritable, gets really annoyed over seemingly insignificant things, experiences mood swings, feels depressed, anxious).
    According to the National Association for Pre-Menstrual Syndrome, 90% of women suffer from PMS, with up to 10% seriously affected, so chances are that, as long as you’re in a relationship with a woman, once a month she will probably act a little bit crazier than usual.
    The best way to handle her mood change is to love her and laugh at her.
     
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    that old chestnut

    Where's my excuse for being a man? Testosterone levels were high after a game of football, came home got my knife out to stab the ****.

    No, didn't think that would wash.
     
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    Surely washing it is where the thread began.......sort of.:bandit:
     
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    See my latest post in the movie thread. <ok>
     
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    My Mrs (nm) is working for the next 3 weekends, she's a nurse. Which means I'm free. I get 13 hours a day free! <diva>
     
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    Don't do what I will not do !
     
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  16. Milk not bear jizz

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    My wife never seems to appreciate my jokes about her PMS.
     
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    Laughing at women is not a good move dribs <yikes>
     
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    What do you call a woman with PMS and ESP?

    A bitch who thinks she knows everything.
     
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    Whats the difference between PMS and Mad Cow Disease?

    One attacks the cow's brain and sends it ****ing mental, the other is an agricultural problem.
     
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    What's the difference between a PMSing woman and a rabid dog?

    Lipstick
     
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