Thread of Condolence

We gave yours to pud he said you drink in the same pub as him in Lesmahagow???

 

Barrie has yours. Calm your jets.

 

someone i work with is from lesmahagow

 

Same

 

Whose room am I in scan??

 

mine

 

see if i wake up in the night crying and cant stop, just spoon me and il prob drift off again

 

Am sure it's an accidental oversight, M9

 

I suspect am being fibbed to

 

ffs

 

Can we get this thread back on track, please? I will have to filter out most of this dross before passing the content on to the family.

Thank you.

 

Scan is getting married. He needs condolences more than you

 

There was a Scots man, his name was Gambol
And on GC he did often ramble
About relieving himself on settees
and Wid Ye's, Widnaes & Mibees

He'd often contribute to a poll
The comments were sometimes droll
With much contemplation anaw
And always with a Hullo doll

Although his pants are sometimes muddy
He still managed to pull a Fuddy
Who's favourite song is Doo Wah Diddy
Because she is, after all, a Biddy

To remote locations he would bring her
With other Doggers he would linger
Alas never to poke her ringer
Because of, it seems, a missing finger

Against the Nigels he would roar
Patriotism brought to the fore
Always with a point to score
Our GC Resident Attention Whore

 

Do me, do me

 

GC's very own poet laureate

 

You calling Grove a fat, ugly lesbian

 

True, it's a bit ****ing harsh on fat ugly lesbians....

 

Now that Ponders is dead, yes.