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  1. theStath

    theStath Active Member

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    Chuck a couple of Halls Soothers in.
    Clears up your sinuses while you're down there.
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    There's a husband and wife on another forum I sometimes visit. They broadcast freely on there that they use Listerine when rimmimg each other to make the anus minty fresh.

    Well... She has said that. He hasn't, I suspect he's personally mortified that his wife tells the whole world about their sexlife.
     
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  3. DirtyFrank

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    I've come across that (literally and figuratively lol)

    It's an old fashioned but logical thing to prevent irritation. As we know, the more you shave the harder and spikier the hair grows back and your thighs, especially if on the chubbier side rub together a lot...
     
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  4. DirtyFrank

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    Name that cough forum lol
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    More of a news aggregation site than a forum really, Fark.com

    Uses a lot like a forum though. I haven't been on in over a year though... To comment at least.
     
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  6. DirtyFrank

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    Looks quite funny.
     
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  7. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    I mean each to their own... but why would you want it smelling minty fresh, people aren't dogs going round sniffing everyone's ass?
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    They used it pre-rimming... So their faces were literally in each other's arse.
     
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  9. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Blatantly ignoring him at a party
     
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    Should just insert a hen's egg before going to sleep, it'll slow boil in there in time for breakfast.

    :)
     
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    I take it she had a full carpet as well like?
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    And if she has a yeast infection, can have freshly baked bread to toast to eat with it.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Probably. We were never anything other than friends so never found out. I used to have breakfast with her in the cafeteria and a couple of other foreigners. There was another Mexican who sat at our table, and a tiny Slovakian girl who couldn't have been over 5ft tall.
     
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    Must have got her mates to put her up to it!
     
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    Can you stay longer?
     
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    Can't beat a bit of cannibalism for setting the romantic mood...
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I like a nice tasty bird. Turkey isn't bad either.
     
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    The fact you had to explain that <laugh>
     
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    Any girl up for a spitroast is alreeet by me <ok>
     
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    Ah, so you're a Geordie Manc then.:emoticon-0105-wink:

    <whistle>
     
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