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If I were Joey Barton !

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  1. koki13

    koki13 Member

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    Tell me 3 most important things you would do in this time if you were JOEY BARTON to change positively your position at the club ?...want to hear from you...
     
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    koki13, Aug 10, 2011
  2. NUFCtomw362

    NUFCtomw362 Active Member

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    Apologise privately to Pardew.
    Delete Twitter.
    Keep quiet in future.
     
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    NUFCtomw362, Aug 10, 2011
  3. Grem1983

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    Ad buy Mike Ashley a £20 gift voucher for Greggs, Sorted!
     
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    Grem1983, Aug 10, 2011
  4. Amnesiac

    Amnesiac Guest

    Delete Twitter,
    Work my socks off for the club,
    Send a written apology to the manager and the board about the previous outbursts and kicking off at Leeds.
     
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    Amnesiac, Aug 10, 2011
  5. TJR_NUFC

    TJR_NUFC Well-Known Member

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    Apologise privately to Pardew
    Have the best game of his career against Le Arse
    Try not to slag off the owners unless they do something stupid
     
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    TJR_NUFC, Aug 10, 2011
  6. Frank_Pingel_Legend

    Frank_Pingel_Legend Active Member

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    That's a bit like telling him to keep quiet unless Count Dracula drinks someone's blood.
     
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    Frank_Pingel_Legend, Aug 10, 2011

  7. Sir Bobby

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    Use Twitter to promote SportsDirect: sure way to get a new contract
     
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    Sir Bobby, Aug 10, 2011
  8. GrumpyTooth

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    grow the tash back
     
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    GrumpyTooth, Aug 10, 2011
  9. gotcoffee

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    :emoticon-0159-music
    If I were Joey Barton,
    Daidle deedle daidle
    Daidle daidle deedle daidle dum
    All day long I'd biddy-biddy-bum
    If I were a ...:emoticon-0159-music

    Oh .. sorry .. thread title immediately made that pop into my head ..

    (I'll be bloody humming it for the rest of the afternoon now ... thanks sameold)
     
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    gotcoffee, Aug 10, 2011
  10. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    Even though what i think he said was right, he should apologize and eat some humble pie. Let the fat **** and the board hear what they want to hear, that's what matters, not what you truly believe.
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Aug 10, 2011
  11. Jock McMagpie

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    Wear a Shearer Mask when in public
    Sook right up Cheik Tiote's arse
    Hatrick v Arsenal

    In no particular order!!
     
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    Jock McMagpie, Aug 10, 2011
  12. overseasTOON

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    Grow some large breasts
    Wear a wig and lure Mike into a compromising situation
    Take photos of compromising situation

    New contract on the table; guaranteed.
     
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    overseasTOON, Aug 10, 2011
  13. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    think long and hard about the support received from the club,managers fans when i've ****ed up.think about the fact that since signing in 2007 i've had 2 good seasons.
    on reflection of these facts i'd work hard and ask to sign the 3 yr contract that was offered in the first place




    then i'd smack fat mike in the face stroll out of his office and stub a cigar out in lamebastards face
     
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    The Secret Ingredient, Aug 10, 2011
  14. Smudger

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    If he really wanted to go all out;

    1. Delete twitter
    2. Publicly apologise to the board/Pardew
    3. Accept a shorter term contract

    Not suggesting he does this but it's the best he could do if he wanted to build bridges.
     
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    Smudger, Aug 10, 2011
  15. P.T.N

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    Delete Twitter
    Apologise to both Pardew & The Board (Shame Barton has too much pride to do this)
    Apologise to players in the changing room, and help get the moral high again
     
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    P.T.N, Aug 10, 2011
  16. StoneyNUFC

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    Appologise to pardew
    Take on the new game plan and if he has any doubts, then put suggestions to Pardew on how it could be improved (politely and privately)
    Tow the club line and train/play hard

    I know, I snuck in 4 :p
     
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    StoneyNUFC, Aug 10, 2011
  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Won't do any good unless he accepts the pay cut.

    Didn't do much wrong for me. People commenting on the Leeds thing need to remember none of us know what went on there, and never will do because Pardew has said it will remain in house. Therefore its wrong to jump to conclusions about what went on. For me he could apologise to Pardew for turning to Twitter, Pardew could have done without it even if I fully understand why he did. Certainly wouldn't feel the need to apologise to the board or the rest of the players.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 10, 2011
  18. Mississippi Magpie

    Mississippi Magpie Active Member

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    1. Shut up, except to:
    2. Be the leader that he thinks he is
    3. Convince Enrique to stay
     
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    Mississippi Magpie, Aug 10, 2011
  19. Leon Bessi

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    has anyone been reading his twitter?.
    Cracking stuff.

    Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
    Hopefully Newcastle remains trouble free..........#thegreatnortheast
    18 hours ago
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    Joseph Barton
    Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
    Sky news is annoying me now. Show some of the nuggets getting filled in, instead of how easy it is for them to rob stuff........#deterrent
    18 hours ago
    Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
    Do we not use tear gas in the UK?
    18 hours ago
    Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
    Water cannon, nice! Always makes good TV. Hope all u robbing little ferrets are out tonight, u will get dismantled
    5 hours ago
    Joseph Barton
    Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
    Cameron echoing what I said 2 days ago, does he follow me! Come on number10, get this mess sorted now
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    Joseph Barton
    Joey7Barton Joseph Barton
    Am going to bed before a find myself joining a vigilante group.................night people stay safe.
    18 hours ago
     
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    Leon Bessi, Aug 10, 2011
  20. 2010 tops dog

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    Start playing **** it works for Ranger,lover,Ameobi and mr perch.
     
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    2010 tops dog, Aug 10, 2011
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