The Leicester City "spiral" watch!

This ^

 

This

Even if Leicester came 2nd, HIAG would still claim there'd been a spiral.

It is a cowardly thread. Written by somebody who is desperate for validation because he makes so many **** ups.

 

HIAB likes this thread because it distracts him from the fact that his side never has nor ever will achieve anything worthwhile in the game. It's that simple.

Let him have his fun. Let us pity him.

 

So what?

That counts for zero, if they are going to get take apart, piece by piece, by one of the giants of Europe.

All their "triumphs" in the group stage did was buy them a ticket to a greater humiliation in the knock-out stages.

It's all well and good the likes of a clown like you patronising their achievements so far, but you know, as well as I do, that they have an absolute hammering awaiting them, down the line.

What will they, then, be left with?

15th in the Prem and a mere 5 points off the drop-zone.

Well done, LCFC!

 

**** me, ratted or what?

 

Rattled? I'm lounging around my not-insubstantial house in my underpants, sipping 30 year old Oban whiskey, you mug!

You are a complete muppet, supporting a team that is currently 5 points off the drop-zone, arguing with someone you know absolutely nothing about, on an internet site, who happens to have called everything that is now happening to your dire team absolutely correctly.

I repeat, don't shoot the messenger!

The only bitterness on display, here, is your refusal to congratulate me on calling this exactly how it is.

In short, you are the one having the meltdown, Johnny, not me.

Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to fry a bit of sirloin for my supper, right after I have scratched my balls.

 

...and I would have been correct!


You really do walk into these, don't you, Pixie!

 

This is gold.


HIAB is like a set of those chattering teeth you get like this.

Wind him up and watch him rattle!

 

Claims he's not rattled

Then posts a massive rant

#rattled

 

Can always rely on this thread to cheer me up when City lose.

 

This is pretty much HIAG's reaction on every thread :

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Pixie, do you think I should do some garlic king prawns to go with my steak? Tasty, I know, but I'm not sure I can be arsed.

 

I reckon you should have a couple of Valium tablets with that steak mate.

 

Push the boat out, head to the Harvester

 

There's probably a stack of vouchers for free starters with every main course in the glove box of the Rover 25

 

Nah, I ate out practically every night last week.

One does grow weary of it.

 

Possibly, but that wouldn't do my missus much good, now. That car has long gone.

 

You just admitted you were on the 'Surf n Turf' tonight. You classy ****er. Did you get a free bottle of diet coke and as many visits as you like to the ice cream machine ?

 

Wait for it....anytime now he will be claiming the Harvester he frequents is a quaint little restaurant where the chef has 4 Michelin stars, not the all you eat for a fiver restaurant chain.

 

It's already begun, he's already blathering on about cracking open a pretend bottle of £60 wine on another thread.