I suffer terribly in the damp weather, one of mine burst about 15 years ago went to hospital took about 2 weeks to heal it was like having a hot knife shoved up me bum ( I await the nasty replies hehe) I could not sit down for a week, I bought 6 tubes of preparation h of the internet cos I felt embarrassed going to the chemist, a doctor told me to put an ice cube on them ! morphine is the cure like, but dodgy as you see the walls peel in front of you afterwards had that years ago for my gastric reflux which has gone now (gaviscon). had piles for about 35 years and I don't fancy an operation either.
Some lads on here can talk at length about which variety of cucumber is best to put over their eyes while they give themselves an exfoliating facial, not nadsing any names of course.
Jimmy Floyd Hemeroid has a certain "ring" to it or am I mixing my players up And f**king double posting