0-4 to Bolton: 3 Own goals from Fitz Hall Other goal will be a deflection off a rook that wandered on looking for worms . QPR will end with 7 players as DJ Adel Derry and JB all have a big fight and all sent for a early bath Faurlin gets looted by rival fans Rob Hulse comes on for Dyer who pulls a hamstring but misses 3 open goals and a pen our new kit dissolves and flavio is arrested for under age sex with ball boy ( For Swords) Dave Thomas says 3-0 rangers all in brilliant start DJ 2 Adel 1
QPR 1 (Bothroyd) Bolton 2 (Davis 2) Roller: that's a lot of work you're setting yourself up for! Dave Thomas: Now I see why Swords calls to Oddball...
I reckon 20 minutes for each match, that's all. Spreadsheets are marvellous if used well. Anyway, it's not as if I'm doing anything else!