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Atteeeenshun!! (whore) Wid Ye?

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/lat...garage-car-job-apprenticeship-wanted-benefits

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    Marie Buchan, who has been dubbed "Octomum", has almost finished her qualifications but says she cannot find work because men keep trying it on with her.
    The 37-year-old, who sparked fury after moaning about cuts to her £31,000 handouts, has been studying hard for the role over the past year at college.
    But she is struggling to find an apprenticeship placement because she says she faces sleazy propositions every time she tries to get some work experience.
    She said: “A couple of garages approached me after seeing me on TV but as you talk to them more and more you see what they’re after.
    “They’re not really after me working there, they’re looking for something more. I think they’re just dirty big perverts.
    “They’ll say things like, ‘What do you do when the kids aren’t around, would you fancy going for a drink, would there be anything else you’d like to do in the garage other than work on cars?’

    The ex-lapdancer, whose children range from three to 15, is keen to land a full-time job fixing cars.

    The headline in The Metro is "Woman on benefits can't get a job because she is too beautiful"

    How does she expect to be taken seriously when she poses for the photos and deliberately wipes her oily hands over her tay tays?

    She's a Naw from me. Looking at the kids it is obvious the baby-father-dem is of colour and it would probably be like throwing a sausage down an alley. Minge like the Mariana Trench.
     
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  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    8 weans? Jesus christ.

    Aye.
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Wid ye


    Touch the sides?
     
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Fuxakes Grope, you're like a nonce Richard Littlejohn, perving over dole scum while beating your meat to a framed photo of Maggie in twinset and pearls...
     
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  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Just noticed, The Daily Star :laugh:

    Mixing it up a bit.
     
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  6. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Cheating on the classy metro with the wee slag the star. Tut tut
     
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  8. Tiddler

    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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    Twofer?
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  9. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Brand new Next shoebox next to the faux fire place.
     
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  10. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    I feel a 'golden shower' coming (?) on!
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Why do I seem to recognise the auld boot on the right of the photie?
     
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  12. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    There is something up with The Metro or my PC meaning I can't cut and paste photos from their web pages. If there is a particularly interesting article (usually in the Wid Ye? category) I've been having to look up the person on the normal 'tinternet and use other photos. The Metro article had a link on the story to previous reports in The Star but I was only able to get one photo to copy off their site.

    She's a former lap dancer who for some reason has decided there is a booming career in car repairs ahead of her. Says she is too beautiful to get a decent job but turns up to work looking like an extra from a porn shoot. It is all about the attention, why else would she contact The Star/Metro with her "story"?

    If they court the attention then they have to put up with the slings and arrows of outrageous trolling.
     
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    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    What about the young boot on the left; who the f**k is she?
     
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  14. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I'd pump Katie Hopkins. I reckon she'd be one of the best mid-week away on work in a Travelodge type rides you're likely to have and probably expects hee haw back but contempt and regret.

    I'm in.
     
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  15. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Ye can take the boay oota paisley....
     
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  16. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Is that her own hand print on her left breast or somebody else's?
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ****ed if ah know.
     
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  18. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    No reason not to imho
     
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  19. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    In the article from The Star it came with a short video clip and she was stood there with oily hands wiping them over her tits. Just so happened to be fully made up and wearing a white vest and the arms of her overalls tied round her waist. Because that is how you go to work as a mechanic, obviously.
     
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