Match Day Thread Man Utd v Liverpool Premier league

I would have thought a team like yours could handle things like that

 

I hope not, for his sake. I had a biopsy on my arse last month and was tempted to get him to lick it better.

 

Bit poor if you cant beat 1 man

 

So much

 

Or too much!!!

 

We had by far the better chances Diego. More shots and more on target too. We had more than enough clear chances to win the game after Coutinho came on.

 

TBF he's allowed to book our players when we win the ball #bigadvantage

 

TBH I'd expected more gratitude from Mourinho for the #bigpoint that guarantees they stay up

 

Seriously, I was a bit disappointed that we capitulated to the aerial assault in the end. When he brought on Fellatio I thought "gear, I was terrified he'd bring on Rashford to have a go at Terrence Trent Darby", but I was certain we'd be prepared for 1970's hoofball. I mean we were super-solid against everton and City recently, and I was really hoping we'd see that out. Hey ho.

 

I suppose so, Pogba and Mkhi going straight through on the keeper and Migs making a great save from Rooney low down at the post and his save from Zlatans free kick were not really chances or good saves or piss poor finishing, they were just half chances at best.

 

Our 13 shots to your 9 and more touches in the opposition penalty area might suggest otherwise.
We surrendered a bit of possession to you (we usually totally dominate that stat) but with better finishing we could have finished you off earlier.

 

He should have brought Rashford on with 25 or 20 mins left and paired him with Martial. As it happened he left it too late so we were left with the only option to get through a packed defence.
Cant complain too much though, it worked.

 

And with better finishing we would have only scored 1 goal and none in the first half?

 

Mind the gap.

 

Of course you could have, but that is irrelevant to the point I was making.
And as I'm sure you're well aware of this I'm not going to explain it further.

 

Way too early for a Spud to start that, wait until late April or early May

 

So what you saying? I cant boast about having a +4 GD over Pool?

 

Yes, yes I am. You had more and better chances than us but messed them up more. Gotit

 

TBF Vertonghen crocked and Arsenal playing well means you're unlikely to get top 4

 

Sorry, bit harsh of me there probably. I have had a bad day