inventing the television, the telephone, the rear-wheel-powered bicycle, the pneumatic tyre, the steam hammer, the modern hypodermic syringe, the cloud chamber, the concept of latent heat, the refrigerator, Bovril, radar, the electric clock, Dundee marmalade and the theory of electromagnetism, cloning, GTA4, Penicillin, yada, yada, yada... Oh and creating America
Zico's inspiration for my latest tattoo WE CREATED BOVRIL GET YER AIN MEATY DRINKS YA BASS On my face
We allowed Civil Partnerships and are more positive in our pro-gay adoption stance than other parts of the UK. That's plenty.
Bovril is pish. Lets go to war in Scotland, send the Rioters up to Jockland as our first attack. Then we'll send the Barnsleh battalion up. "We're invading Glasger? God, Tha' ****ing 'ate t'French"
Not The Fratellis or The View? Or Primal Scream (Tbf, Primal Scream is more English than it is Scottish).