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Taxi Wid Ye?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Jan 13, 2017.

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Probs
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Aye. Genuinely surprised the taxi driver guy hasn't been sacked.
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    What's the story
     
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  5. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Theres a chance it never happened. I think most frightened lassies wouldnt go squaking on Facebook then waiting for the polis to contact them

    Have we learned nothing from Ched?
     
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  6. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Man doesn't sexually assault anybody in taxi
     
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  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    "Yer no getting oot my taxi withoot giein us a gammy"

    "Naw"

    *lets her out taxi*
     
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    thot this mite be one of the fake taxi vids that u see floating abt on pornhub, youporn, redtube etc lol oh i am nawty x
     
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    IMG_4424.JPG
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  12. GroveRanger

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    I don't know what you mean :bandit:

    Here's my take on it.

    "Hullo doll, what line of work are you in then?"
    "Fashion, beauty, make-up and massages, that sort of thing"
    "Oh aye? I bet you get sick and tired of blokes asking for 'extras' during their massages"
    "Not really, I only do back and shoulder massages for women"
    "Oh aye? Well, that'll be £8 please"
    "There you go, keep the change"

    "OMG!!!!! I have totally been sexually harassed by a cabbie! He sat there with is cock out and started stroking it asking if I'd like to suck him off! Just because I said I was a masseuse he thinks that all we do is tug jobs all day!"*

    * masseuses actually do tug jobs all day

    She's a Wid from this short-ar*e
     
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  13. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I particularly like that I got a reference :grin:
     
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  15. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Wid, so long as she keeps the Mexican death mask make-up
     
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  17. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Are you saying you wouldn't?
    I'd love to dip my poppadom in her chutney. And **** her.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    She's Indian living in India. She's lucky she hasn't been gang raped or killed by her family for being gang raped.
     
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    She likes to get stoned from time to time.
     
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