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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by stopmeandslapme, Jan 12, 2017.

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  1. SaveTheHumans

    SaveTheHumans Well-Known Member

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    Or you could just really find a girl, settle down...If you want you could marry.
     
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  2. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Steady on.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jan 12, 2017
  3. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Failing that go into M&S and buy the meal for two deal!

    ps If you're a chronic alcoholic remember you wont get the wine till after 12 on a Sunday.
     
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  4. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Good point, I do what's left with clippers but for those who have hair will add.
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I tip my barber 2 quid actually it's 13 but I pay 15
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jan 12, 2017
  6. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Mines 7 but he gets a tenner.
     
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    That's a bit young to be a barber.
     
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  8. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    This'll be why your gas bill keeps getting delivered to the wrong house, your kids birthday cards are opened to see if there's money inside, and your wheely bins are left halfway down the street. You ****ing tightwad **** <ok>
     
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  9. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I'm sure the online
    i never heard any **** tip their dustbinmen ... they are noisy ****in ****s

    My postman is a ginger ...

    And all Royal Mail ****s open cards for the cash .
     
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  10. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Top the bin men <laugh>

    ****s are a disgrace
     
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  11. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    My mum used to leave a fiver sticking out the top of the bin at xmas but then this was in the fens, can't see the fiver staying there long in a town or city.
     
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  12. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    The Bookie when you have a big win. An absolute must that is.

    Unless it's that toothy prick on the Coral advert who presents the winnings to the Fat git all fanned out. No one pays out like that you ****er!
     
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  13. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Mine used to tip them as well but that was the days before wheelie bins when they worked for the council and would take anything you left out,now the ****s are all private and will take nothing,I even have to wheel the bins down the end of the road<grr>
     
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  14. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    If you weren't a simpleton you'd roll your caravan down to the end of the road, like that you wouldn't have to move the bins every time.

    You're welcome <ok>
     
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  15. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    The bin men that take my bins can go and take a running **** to themselves.
     
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  16. Tina.

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    My bin men are lazy bastards.
     
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  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    They don't take anything that isn't in a bag. Our bin shed is a ****ing **** hole but that because I live with around 40 Romani gypsies in fairness
     
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  18. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I only tip good service in a good restaurant from an attractive waitperson, everybody else can **** off, I run about saving ****s lives every day and non of the ungrateful ****ers ever slip me a fiver, sexual favours or a wee wrap of Ching.

    Well, hardly ever.
     
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  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Do you even work bro?
     
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  20. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    I don't even think he lives in that place where you died.
     
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