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Match Day Thread The PL Season 16/17 All Star Thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Skylarker, Aug 13, 2016.

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  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    What?

    The women love it <ok>
     
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    Yeah, course they do, mate...:emoticon-0181-fubar
     
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  3. Treble

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    ^^^^^^ lies

    Sky will be handing out toilet paper to the Liverpool players when they **** themselves on the pitch... like Kloppyplop was giving them out last night :biggrin:
     
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  4. seabreeze

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    Man U passes out pound notes for that sort of thing :)
     
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  5. Treble

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    No mate we pass out LFC scarves for that :biggrin:
     
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    Must be passing out more than a few after your poor start Chung :)
     
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  7. Treble

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    That was down to constipation so we actually needed less <ok>
     
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  8. seabreeze

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    Consumption be done about it ...
     
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  9. Treble

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    Nice play on words

    don't give up the day job <whistle>
     
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    Actually I've got resumes out . The last place I went into the guy said " You looking for work " ... and I said 'No , I'm looking for a job " haha ... cheers treb ,
     
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  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    The paper Klopp gave had one word on it <doh>
     
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    #rattled ?
     
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  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    No.

    He gave it to Sturridge and it simply said 'Dance'.

    Unfortunately we didn't see the dance. Klopp tried though.
     
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    Doesnt make sense, Sturridge can't read. I'll give Kloppy enough credit to know that! Truth is he ran out of toilet paper and gave Sturridge the game plan to wipe on.
     
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    Did you see Sturridge trying to read it? He ****ed it right up.
     
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    Why did he do that for Sky?
     
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    Given that Sturridge ain't the swiftest thing on 2 legs, did Klipperty mention that he wanted him to score first?...
     
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  18. Skylarker

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    To annoy you, and every other loser that doesn't like the Sturridge Shuffle.
     
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    That went well lol.
     
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  20. Skylarker

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    Unfortunately he can't read.
     
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