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  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Thinking of ordering a takeaway from one of those pay online sites but not sure whether a tip is expected by the driver. Don't want to appear mean but also don't want he/she to realise I'm a socially awkward spacka who thrusts money into peoples hands whilst trying to avoid eye contact. So thought I'd better check with you guys first.

    Please complete the following survey stating whether you tip and how much (cash or percentage) against each category.

    Food delivery, paid online
    Food delivery, pay at door
    Meal in pub (order at bar)
    Meal in café/restaurant (order at table)
    Barmaid (drinks only)
    Supermarket delivery
    Taxi driver
    Hotel porter
    Paperboy xmas tip
    Postman xmas tip
    Milkman xmas tip
    Dustman xmas tip
    Removal men (each)
    Toilet attendant
    Barber/Hairdresser

    Any others?
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Only tip white British
     
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  3. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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  4. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  5. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Food delivery, paid online... nowt
    Food delivery, pay at door...quid
    Meal in pub (order at bar)...nowt
    Meal in café/restaurant (order at table)...depends on service , usually 10% of bill but can be as low as 2%
    Barmaid (drinks only)... depends on her tit size
    Supermarket delivery... nowt
    Taxi driver ... round up to nearest quid
    Hotel porter... do they still have these ****s
    Paperboy xmas tip... not a *****
    Postman xmas tip... **** all
    Milkman xmas tip... don't have a milkman
    Dustman xmas tip... **** all
    Removal men (each)... usually give the removal squad a case of lager
     
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  6. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    *mug animals.
     
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  7. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Btw stopmeandslapme I done a very similar thread recently.
     
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  8. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Tip of the day. Don't eat yellow snow.
     
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  9. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  10. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    I did it in 2017.
     
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  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    *did
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    Always tip the takeaway guy.

    Unless you're a **** or a *****.
     
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  14. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Wrong ya **** now go back to pre school.
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  17. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Didn't see it plus mine is better.
     
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Thanks pud, he'll get **** all.
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    *mines
     
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