SOCKGATE

GM? Who is this GM you talk of?

 

George Michael?

 

Ginger Marks

 

Don't know him.

 

Gonad Muncher?

 

So is HIAG going to prove that he was A87 or are we just going to have to carry on ripping the piss out of him ?

 

Ask Bambi what he calls GM. It's ****ing hilarious! Basically, it's a highly amusing play-on-words, that likens GM to a rancid old skid-mark, smeared across the face of this forum.

Bambi was laughing about it only today.

Go on, G4E. Ask Bambi about it.

 

Groucho Marx

General Montgomery

George Martin




this is a new game for Spuddy to see how many people with the initials GM we can name for him

 

How is the meltdown going ?

Have you phoned the old bill yet or are they on standby ?

 

The Old Bill have got HIAG on ignore these days.
Even the Samaritans hang up on him.

 

Listen. I'm lounging on the hotel bed, underpants half-on/half-off my arse, by hairy nut-sack spilling out one side, and a half-finished bottle of Oyster Bay on the bedside table. As I write this, I am wondering if I can be arsed to scratch my scrotum.

Let me assure you, it is nigh on impossible to have a meltdown under these circumstances.

 

I hope you remembered how to use the dildo properly this time.

 

I've just had a look, Pixie, and this particular hotel still adheres to the age-old tradition of placing a Gideon Bible in the bedside draw.

No doubt, should you check in at this hotel, they will do all they can to accommodate your wish to keep a dildo close by.

Me, not so much.

 

You are very naive, but given your attempt to finger a dildo, that doesn't surprise me.

 

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My comment, as I am sure you recall, was that you finger dildos.

All this time, the joke has been on you, and with every reference to it your humiliation has been deepened.

Now, if you don't mind, I need a piss...

 

You are as deluded as they come.
Your naivety at thinking you can finger a dildo led to you having the piss ripped out of you for weeks.
On a thread where you tried to wum me, I simply turned it back on you and it ended up with whole site shredding you to pieces

 

Clearly rattled

 

But I don't get why you are rattled G, plus I think you've done a great job of hiding it.

 

I'm just back from taking a piss, I've poured myself another glass of vino, and I read this.

I'm trying to think of something in reply, but all I can think of is how much I enjoyed scratching my balls in the toilet, mate. Sorry.