**** off

trying to rip my bluudklaat team to bits.

Shall we throw Toby Alderwhateverid in too? Just because?

Not happening.

Build your own fackin team.

 

Just Toby doodah will do, you can keep your fulls backs.

Otherwise, thanks for the kind message!

 

No probs Chief, always a pleasure chatting. I've got a new thread up, right up your street.

 

What gwaanin Prof Spuriarty? Why the beef sweats wid Toby, bro?

(you like trebs dropping some patwa that's the warm welcome you get on our board, not calling to ban this ****! )

 

I wouldn't normal don't this but, it's patois.

 

ffs Chief

 

That, is ****ing predictive ****ing text for you.

I didn't even ****ing well notice!!

 

My predictive text never puts **s in

 

Get a new phone.

 

Mine puts them in when they are supposed to be in there.
Never seen a phone add a ' when one isn't required though

 

It didn't, it changed the word completely. Simple enough when using a phone touch keyboard.

 

I've just got a £15 basher. Can't risk having fones with inbuilt trackers. Plus can't have a fone where I could randomly be asked to Face time...too risky.

 

**** face time. One of the many reasons I have a Samsung and not an Apple.

All her family have Apple and use facetime, which basically is my Mrs's mother phoning her sons and them all staring at the screen repeating

"Alright? yeah, alright. Alright?, yeah, alright, yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright? yeah, alright" and absolutely **** all else for ten minutes at a time. Then doing it again the next day.

****ing idiots.

 

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