Porridge? That's jail food. What's wrong with a bacon and egg sarnie to start the day? Weetabix comes before porridge in the 83 household.
Can't stomach the stuff mate due to working in Africa, it was always crawling with bugs, hence our nickname for it 'Weavlebix'. You couldn't see the twats until you poured the milk on then they used to swim for cover
I have a similar problem marra... the milk in some of the places I work is vile so cereal / porridge is a big no-no!!! Where I've just come from, the milk resembled melted dairylea. I love a grapefruit for brekkie (when away).... When home it's a bacon buttie every time for me !!
Nowt wrong with that man, scrambled eggs and smoked salmon with cream cheese and a bagel... That's as Jewish as breakfast gets
I know a lad that won't eat olives for the same reason. Don't know how you can get by without eating cheese mind. Its the amazing stuff.
I've always hated them however I was convinced to have another try at a recent party... Result = f*ckin awful !!