This is a thing now... http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/10/should-we-be-taking-masturbation-breaks-at-work-6371816/ As we sit at our dimly lit desks squinting at years-old computer screens, we often find ourselves lusting over all the fancy offices offering perks to their employees. We dream of a workplace where it’s okay to take naps (in special nap rooms filled with blankets and eye masks, preferably). Where holiday time is unlimited. Where our working hours are flexible. And it’s all because we believe that, surely, all that stuff will make us happier, better, more creative workers in the long run. Which is probably true. Anything that helps us with a work/life balance, reduces stress, and makes the office a more pleasant place to be is likely to be a positive thing. But it might not just be down to holiday time, taking your full lunch break, and napping. Apparently, the next trendy way to make the working day better is the masturbation break......... If you can't be ars*d reading the whole article what the Metro advocates is taking time out during the day to knock one out or flick the bean as a method of stress relief. I know The Metro is a total rag but even by their 'standards' this is scraping the barrel. Imagine announcing to the office that you are nipping out for a quick tug? Although knowing GC I'm certain that there are those among us who probably don't even leave their desks to bash one out.
Workwanks are essential. Nothing like busting the nut and getting paid for it - even if it's in an office toilet smelling fat guys' smelly dumps. Cannae beat it.
Speaking of said wonderful paper came across this earlier, Pornhub’s 2016 year in review and here's some of the results We got really into giantesses and cuckolding last year please log in to view this image Giantesses new on me but each to their own I guess http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/07/pornh...-really-into-giantess-porn-last-year-6367114/
Have a look at General Chat Uncut to see the sort of thing Stodgy likes. More meat than Dewhursts shop window.
I would have said Uncircumspected but that would have been a double negative. I'm not Jewish and fully intact. Do you think a good slang name for an Israeli tranny would be a Shebrew?