Match Day Thread Liverpool V Plymouth - FA Cup 3rd round

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Oh NO!!!! The "you're just a big southern ****hole" hasn't surfaced has it? I'll have you know this is God's country. It's why it's full of OAPs just waiting to meet him.

By the way is that a shell suit you're wearing in your picture and is that a radio you knicked in your hand? I love stereotypes.

<laugh> oh God that's an ideal set up for a Brighton joke. Eh @InBiscanWeTrust

That's carlingman coming to the rescue in his avatar btw. Complete with zimmerframe and 6 pack... not quite a scallysuit but his kicks are on the outside not he's got his docks on his hands incase he can do a job or two.
 
I'd make the most of your chairman while you have him moreinjuredthanowen. Once Trump gets his feet under the Whitehouse table proper it won't be long before somebody Nukes them all. Probably be Trump himself testing the recall button.

They need to bring their money home or trump will tweet naughty things about them.

Luckily klopp can sell one more player and our net spend in 16 months we I'll be zero.
 
Oh NO!!!! The "you're just a big southern ****hole" hasn't surfaced has it? I'll have you know this is God's country. It's why it's full of OAPs just waiting to meet him.

By the way is that a shell suit you're wearing in your picture and is that a radio you knicked in your hand? I love stereotypes.

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It's just a shame that in order to see this supposed 'pitch' and supposed 'football' our discerning fans will have to endure the monstrosity that is Plymouth, a city that we can surely class as Britain's ugliest.

Thankfully our players will be comfortably ensconced behind the blacked out windows of their luxury coach enjoying the contents of Firmino's personal on-board mini bar and cocktails mixed by the man himself, so they'll be saved the ignominy of looking at the disgusting mess of a centre they have to pass through.

It's almost like your team play in a perpetual dazed state of shock from having to live there and look at it's ugliness every. single. day.
^^^^^
Clearly never set foot in Liverpool. The city centre is nice and that's about it.
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Oh NO!!!! The "you're just a big southern ****hole" hasn't surfaced has it? I'll have you know this is God's country. It's why it's full of OAPs just waiting to meet him.

By the way is that a shell suit you're wearing in your picture and is that a radio you knicked in your hand? I love stereotypes.

More of a Manic Street Preachers fan myself!
 
Worst game I've seen Origi play for us, offered nothing, did even less!
Can has hit a bit of a Funk, but he's still a young lad, only 22, they're allowed to have a dip in form.
Agreed, there was a bit of an overload on the left, if Can had been more central he'd have free'd up a bit more space for Woodburn and Moreno.
I know Moreno is an easy target but he wasn't the wrost player on the pitch yesterday.
Ojo needs to speed up more, he's got a bit of Ibe in him in that he slows down and then tries to take on his man, use you sodding pace lad/play quicker!
Ejaria looked decent/tidy.
Give the lads another go, hopefully we'll be able to unlock their defence this time!

Probably going to cynical here (and that's because it is I guess), but he didn't exactly have to do any defending did he?

Actually, he did have to track back once and put the ball out for a throwing. Credit where its due, it did exactly that. However, he did it with a two footed bloody lunge... why FFS? <doh>

He's not been practicing his crossing in his spare time either. I don't think any of the seventy-four corners he took were even half decent.
 
Yep Joe checks your advatars and I switch the lights on and unlock the keyboards. We both sweep up the bullshit at the end of each day and get rid of any unused bait. At least we have a Board that still has life in it. There are only 3 in league 2. Us, Pompey and Wycombe. The rest have died at some point in the distant past. The average age of those on these Boards is 93 so there may not be much life left in any of them. You should tell that Red bloke that taking the pish out of Old People is not clever. It's wasted after 10 minutes cause we forget what he's said.
 
Yep Joe checks your advatars and I switch the lights on and unlock the keyboards. We both sweep up the bullshit at the end of each day and get rid of any unused bait. At least we have a Board that still has life in it. There are only 3 in league 2. Us, Pompey and Wycombe. The rest have died at some point in the distant past. The average age of those on these Boards is 93 so there may not be much life left in any of them. You should tell that Red bloke that taking the pish out of Old People is not clever. It's wasted after 10 minutes cause we forget what he's said.
Imagine how I feel, the heartless bastards have even put it under my username.
No respect.
 
If I was you saintKlopp I'd go sit in his seat and pish. Afterall what else would a senior do. The little shudder and smile is actually us muffling the laughter when we do it. :rolleyes:
 
Worst game I've seen Origi play for us, offered nothing, did even less!
Can has hit a bit of a Funk, but he's still a young lad, only 22, they're allowed to have a dip in form.
Agreed, there was a bit of an overload on the left, if Can had been more central he'd have free'd up a bit more space for Woodburn and Moreno.
I know Moreno is an easy target but he wasn't the wrost player on the pitch yesterday.
Ojo needs to speed up more, he's got a bit of Ibe in him in that he slows down and then tries to take on his man, use you sodding pace lad/play quicker!
Ejaria looked decent/tidy.
Give the lads another go, hopefully we'll be able to unlock their defence this time!

Mostly agree, especially with the sentiment that they deserve to have another go (not that there's any choice). Can is going backwards from where he was 18 months ago, and he just doesn't have the pace to play on the flanks. Spot on about Ojo always doing the Ibe thing about beating his man twice, and his final ball is woeful - but he needs more exposure at this level. Sterling was a bit of an unheld hosepipe at his age too. Ejaria doesn't look much different to Joe Tex if you ask me, but early days and all that.

Look, I think this team has a 50/50 chance of being dumped at Argyle, and then another 50/50 against Wolves if they get through, but Klopp hasn't any choice. It's make or break for some of them, and maybe redemption for the likes of Moreno and Studge. But they can't hide, and what will be will be. All about temperament now, and if they haven't got it... well that's evolution, folks.
 
You're just getting your excuses in early aren't you moreinjuredthanowen. Blame the pitch.

Our chairman knows nothing about football whatsoever astro. He has a background as a City Banker (yes I did mean Banker). Much more the Rugger type than the round ball. All he sees is the balance sheet and trying to get him to invest in anything to do with the club is near impossible. I suspect the Manager asked him for a grand to get a player signed on using the excuse if we don't sign him then we can't beat Liverpool. I'd bet we didn't sign the player and he has taken the can't win thing as gospel to sound knowledgeable.

See even my mate Joe says the pitch is good.


Wasn't Michael Foot an Argyle fan? I loved Footie. Mad as a box of frogs though. But he was damned right about Thatcher.