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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. KingPepeReina.

    KingPepeReina. Active Member

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    We also haven't been
    Managed by a racist.
    Or had a manager sacked for humping the physios wife.
    Beaten in an FA Cup final by a second division team(Southampton 1976)
    Beaten in a league cup final by a second division team, Sheffield Wednesday 1991.
    Or had a kung fu kicking crap actor for a player.
    Or have a racist albino with pink eyes for a goal-keeper.
     
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  2. Bloody Wanker

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    I was led to believe you were aiming higher than these current "Achievements" this season.
     
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  3. Bloody Wanker

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    You were beaten in the F.A. cup by a League 2 (old 3rd division) team though weren't you?

    Edit - League cup, i should say.
     
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  4. KingPepeReina.

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    We haven't had a racist albino with pink eyes for a goal-keeper.
    Theres a difference between in the FA Cup and the final. You lot lost both domestic finals to lower league teams, and are the only club to do so.
    You're also the only club to have a manager sacked for humping the physios wife too. The Doc ended up with a fat lip and a black eye from phyisio Laurie Brown for that indiscretion.
     
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  5. Bloody Wanker

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    No, you had the awe-inspiring Calamity James.

    Notice you negated to comment on the fact you lost to the sheer might of Northampton Town.
     
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  6. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    our last "current" achievement was 2006,so your banging on about history there 19.

    <whistle>
     
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  7. Lucaaas

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    You drew non-league exeter in the FA cup.
     
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  8. Bloody Wanker

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    Should have used quotations on the word "Current". My bad, although i'm not speaking as though they're current achievements.

    Or infact that your team hasn't had a manager that played away as some form of achievement. What does that have to do with anything? KPR smacking of desperation yet again! <laugh>
     
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  9. Psycho2k

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    At least he didn't need to hide behind his mates to throw a few punches :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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  10. KingPepeReina.

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    You lot were held taken to a replay by the Mighty Burton Albion....I noticed how that slipped your mind.
    Calamity James, he was no worse than Jim ''Duckfeet'' Leighton or Messimo Taibi. As for David the Gay,he looks less reliable than Manuel Almunia. He's already been nicknamed Dracula because he doesn't like crosses and was voted man of the match on sunday...for Man City.
     
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  11. Bloody Wanker

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    :eek:! I'm shocked that KPR hasn't mentioned this.
     
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  12. Bloody Wanker

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    Slipped my mind? Haha, i'm not desperately seeking bullshit to use as ammo against Liverpool. Whereas you're scraping the barrell for anything you can find to have a pop at United. Quite pathetic, really! :D

    When Taibi played for United... Who won the league that season? Can't seem to remember. Must have slipped my mind too.
     
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  13. Psycho2k

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    I bet KPR spends his nights in a dark room staring at pictures of United frantically scribbling words like "baconface" "david de gay" and "wife beating liver waster" (and so on) on his walls, he could definitely do with a holiday in a padded cell.
     
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  14. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    You're comment's a bit ironic considering your signature and the amount of times you talk about him.

    <doh>

    <laugh>
     
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  15. Psycho2k

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    My signature is just a statement, I really would like to see things from his point of view, but I don't think my body could handle the amount of hallucinogenic drugs required to make that possible.
     
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  16. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    KPR's name has been mentioned more times on this thread than LFC and MUFC put together.

    Maybe you could start a KPR fan club.

    <ok>
     
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  17. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    There's already a KPR group - its called ' Boyzone '
     
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  18. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    The official KPR group logo

    please log in to view this image


    <whistle>
     
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  19. KingPepeReina.

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    Theres also a King Eric Group. Its called Ryan Giggs should have visited Spermsavers.
     
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  20. Bolton4Europe

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    Let's see it then.
     
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