The EU debate - Part III

Good job I dont drink Carling or Pies then, unlike you I look after myself.

 

I'm in good shape. I doubt you could look after a plant.

 

You are a big pansy, just admit it.

 

I am quite big but not gay, so no.

Do you wrap a tie around your head when you practice kung fu?

 

You tell him fella, student snowflake thinks he's cleverer than you just because he's educated

 

Yet more meaningless nonsense, without actually stating what your ****ing point is.

You really are a Dull old ****

 

Time to scrap all education as part of an equality drive perhaps.

 

So you are fat then, what has a tie got to do with Kung Fu, I see you are being racist to the China man.

 

Big has many meanings, Kustard. Even a Brummie with a turnip for a brain knows that.

It wasn't racist to the "China man" cheesy. It was taking the piss out of middle-aged Wayne pretending he's a martial arts expert by practicing moves in the mirror after watching The Karate Kid.

 

Meanwhile, somewhere near Kiddy...

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1. On the internet when someone says they are bit it means they are fat.
2. If you wish I can demonstrate some TDK move on you if you wish.
3. I train with a Wayne, he is quite good at sparing, would you like me to introduce you to him?

 

So much to cherish in this post.

 

I'm looking forward to going bowling with Kustard's mate, Wayne.

 

Do you have the strength to lift a bowl?

 

Ken Clarke on Andrew Marr: "To turn everything into personal abuse as soon as anybody seems faintly to disagree with our new zealot crusade to leave THE CONTINENT OF EUROPE"

Ken Clarke doesn't seem to understand geography. We are not leaving the continent of Europe - we are leaving the EU.

 

This suggests a split in the Tory party.

By "split" I mean there are numerous different factions within the clueless Tories which explains why the government is a shambles.

 

He's too much of a coward to spa with you

 

Bowling doesn't involve lifting bowls you dolt.

 

I don't think there's split in the government. There's certainly very little differences in the Conservative Party MPs compared to the Labour Party MPs.

 

You think May, Morgan, Clarke, Johnson, Davis and Fox are on the same page? Not to mention the now "deceased" Goldsmith and Phillips. Or their leading EU civil servant who recently told May to stick it up her arse.

Even you're not that thick Pete (obviously you're thick in other ways, "average build" )

Don't know why you always bring Labour into any discussion about the shambolic Tories. It's completely irrelevant (irreverent if you're a simple minded Brummie Kung Fu master).