The Tottenham Hotspur "Spiral" Watch

Let's all pray that Chelsea completely bottle it, so that the dozy ****er is forced to eat his words.

 

Skiddy the Oracle strikes again.

 

I think you need to put this in the 'Skiddy the Oracle' thread. There is a whole database of pearls from Skiddy on that thread.

 

Done...

 

Nerther the less it's a gap that's insurmountable.

 

You've changed your tune. Where are all the bells(bullshit) and whistles(Wum **** ups) that usually come with your posts?

 

Skiddy's finally realised that he may well be on the wrong end of the biggest dry humping on this forum since Pixie wrote Kane off as a one-season wonder, in the player's second season when he went on to win the Golden Boot!

That's going to take some topping, but Chelsea bottling the title would come very close.

 

That one scrap of wum victory would have worked out for you if you hadn't called him Harry Lame

Still, it wasn't a patch on avatar-gate, vegas-gate and Supermod-gate.
Then of course there are your infamous **** up quotes, one of which I have in my sig pic

 

Don't forget Las Vegas Californiagate where he and his 2 kids aged 6,10, and 14 all nearly died in a car crash and then were left by the roadside by a pick up truck.
Followed by new car gate where he got a new car for his wife after she totalled the family ****heap, but the new car was an old car, that became a new car, that was owned by his company then sold and bought back so that his wife could have it to drive to the coastal retreat that has a helipad but hasn't a Internet connection so Hiag can't log in to his sock account.

 

Come off it, Pixie!

I've told people in the real World about your **** up and they have pissed themselves laughing! One of them even said to me, "This Gooner bloke sounds like a complete cock!" He's never conversed with you, but already he knows everything about you!

Your wum **** up will resonate down the Centuries, mate. Of that, you can be justly proud.

 

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Rat face hiag has made so many **** ups, it's difficult to keep track of them all.

 

There is so much that you have omitted.

 

Is that in the parallel dimension of yours where you are a success or the one in which everybody else inhabits where you are full of **** ?

As I said, the one chance you had for a scrap of a wum victory, you managed to **** up by calling him
Harry Lame.

#destinedtofuckitup

 

As he said, it's difficult to keep up with all of your **** ups.

It's why I created your 'wum **** up' thread, but even I admit I have trouble keeping it updated due to the overwhelming amount of material.

If only words didn't fail you, I would employ you as my secretary to keep it up to date.

 

I'm never wrong as you well know #welch that's why you and your racist Rimmer are my playthings. As regarding Lame I said that after he'd luckily won it......he'll never win it again so the statement is bang on.

Enjoy being in Chelsea & Arsenals shadow....thanks boys!

 

Ah.....here's the sock....wonderful let's dance HIAB.

 

A brief overview of the 1267 page epic meltdown that was Californium*





*mashed up California and tedium

 

You'd need a lifetime to go through all of HIAG's **** ups in detail

 

Whats the arsehole been upto now?