The race for second place

You're reviled by just about everyone should by a miracle on a blue moon being towed by flying pigs you should ever win a premiership it would be the most unpopular on record.

 

Obsessed bollocks!...

 

I imagine a bleary eyed HAIG slumped over his keyboard after staying up all night furiously posting about Spurs victory.

 

In a lay-by you mean.

 

Truths gotta hurt Spaniard.

 

I'm really not that obsessed by it all, Luvvy!

I do have a life, you know.

 

That's hilarious

 

I expect it does, mate!....

 

You should know that's why you replied.

 

HAIG last night doing the rounds...

Thank you for joining the Chelsea Ladies Forum.

HAIG. What's the score bitches? That's a whole lot of butthurt!

Thank you for joining the Chelsea Youth Forum.

HAIG. Ha! Y'little ****S 2-0 to the mighty Spurs.

Thank you for joining the Chelsea Tranny Forum.

HAIG. Lol, you lot like the butthurt how was that for you?

Oh, and where the video section?

 

Very spivvy outfit. Fan base mostly wannabe Arthur Daley's or failed extras from a Guy Ritchie movie. Chas and ****ing Dave ffs. Need I go on?

 

You're getting us confused with West Ham!

 

I wouldn't be surprised to find that they actually have one of those, and that Skiddy volunteered to be mod!

 

They tend not to have quite the same delusions of gran....No, you're right. But they are easier to laugh at, hence easier to forgive.

Credit where it's due; you have a visionary coach and an excellent young team that is clearly improving.

 

Thank you.

What you have to understand is that the Chelsea v Spurs derby has become a bigger grudge-match than the North London Derby, which carries no where near the same degree of vitriol or nastiness.

Had Chelsea won that match, you would have had far worse from the lies of Candyman, Skiddy, and Bobby D; and you would have had to suffer a whole new round of inane bragging threads from CFC. It is far better that you enjoy my witty banter than be forced to have to endure any of that nasty bollocks.

 

I'm very content, thanks. I had no great expectations from this season. Hoped we would make top four, maybe we will.

Beating you lot is always a pleasure, though...

 

Don't worry about it ****, your big gob got what it asked for, you'll be orite...someone will rescue you.

 

Ok

 

None of the real Chelsea fans will. None of those have the brass neck front to show up for a while. They have dignity, unlike Skiddy.

A few of the plastic Chelsea fans will, though, such as Bambi and Pixie. Buzzy Mickey has been hanging around like a bad smell, for example.

 

And so you shouldn't but as a spud you're a one off sadly.