Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Chelsea

Reverse psychology!

 

He's not had any decent service, but I wish he'd press Cahill and Luiz when they just knock it about at the back.

 

He looks physically and mentally fatigued to me.

 

How is that Moses foul any different to Wanyama's?

 

How is that not a booking?!

 

Literally no one who we can bring on. Unless we put sissoko on and tell him to put himself about a bit.

 

First sub of the night. Willian for Alonso. Tactical change?

 

Nope. Possibly Son but I think that wouldn't be an improvement

 

I didn't see son, but I don't personally find him effective as a number 9 and I think he'll be bullied off the ball if he's played central.

 

Dembele is fading

 

We have one of the worlds best keepers. Why the **** do I **** myself every time he gets a pass back??

 

He's only good above the waist

 

This is gonna be such a long 20 mins.

 

This is horrible. Can we get some possession, please?

 

Think I may have to turn off, this is way too stressful!

 

Winks for Dembele. Good choice - the Belgian has had a good game but has faded.

 

Winks replaces Dembele? Less physical, but better passing.
I suspect that the Belgian's still not fully fit, too.

 

Yep, sitting back too much and playing agricultural stuff. They'll find a way through soon if we carry on like this...

 

Dated a few girls like that!!

 

Azpilicueta taking some drugs on the sideline.