" Let The Farce Be With Him ".... What does the " Enterprise " and toilet paper have in common .... they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons
It's Bambi's idea of wummery. He's like a young bull elephant who's seen the Alpha Male humping the females - he's got a hard-on, but he's not quite sure what he has to do with it, so he goes around trying to poke the eyes out of the other bulls, because he thinks it's funny and that funny is the point of the exercise. We all know he's being a twat, but we let him carry on making a complete idiot out of himself, because it's actually inadvertently amusing.
Don't listen to a bet dodging, layby dogging, semi literate, geographically challenged melt ... Rufus ...
Walsall Tech, more likely, mate. I think he said that he managed to scrape a Higher Diploma in book-keeping.
...it's way to easy buddy ...almost as if his left hand doesn't know what his right is doing... "mate" ...
