I know you are trying to spare Nigel Bambi from my biting wit, no doubt out of some misplaced sense of loyalty; but, please, don't try and pretend to us that you have not pissed yourself laughing at my wonderful depictions. You really don't have to rim Bambi, you know, AKCJ. He's got Skiddy to do that for him.
Indeed, mate. It cannot be easy for him, what with his being married to a woman with a bigger cock than his.
I think we've all seen enough to made the correct assumptions. Don't forget to wash your nose before lighting up, wouldn't want you to going up in a methane blast.
I'd ask the bottler & Rimmer about cock if i was you. They've made more cock references on this forum than everybody else put together.
Sympathy post for Quentin HIAG and his rimming chums in advance ... If you can't beat'em .... cartoon them
Could you do one about a sad twat who is hopelessly lost because he bought a SatNav from Delboy Levy? .... I'm sure you would get a lot of 'likes' ...
Come on now lads don't push those Spuds over the edge. I don't want them to run away in meltdown the day is young and there's more fun to be had.
Oh dear .... think I might have to take it easy on poor Sky in 2017 ...looks to be well rattled. ...but there again, if you will nail your tongue to the mast ... so to speak
