Now then now then, listen 'ere peeps! i am here to perform the act formally known as Wumming I would like to inform you good people that the team that you choose to support, Manchester United aren't infact very good. Infact i shall go as far as to say Manchester United are ruddy poop!, that's right i said it! Your team are like old and stuff, and some of them are like young and that Wayne fellow is only 5 foot 10, clearly not tall enough to play in the tough English league! i would suggest that you sell him and purchase a Mr Peter Crouch, he's jolly tall. Good day to you all. Tatty bye.
Ahaaa! Take that, you and your pies and whippets and whippet shaped pies!! Ahaaa I repeat, AHHAAAAA! To anyone that dares to oppose me i say DAMN YOU! Yes, i said damn, that is how much of a badman you are dealing with!! BEWARE!
Well I must say that this is quite the turn up for the books. And to anyone who wishes to stem the tide of the misguided souls who have been involved in the disgraceful scenes around the country in recent nights, I have a quite marvellous solution. Let them eat cake!
I personally think anyone wearing sports based leisure wear after 9 at night should be shot. Keep safe
man utd are not very good 50 cent is not very good dr dre is not very good snoop dogg is not very good.