Wee Willie Winkle, Our playboy owner deserves a thread dedicated to him. http://www.theladbible.com/more/interesting-how-to-have-good-sex-with-a-micro-penis-20161223
It's Ok having an average sized one but to make a positive impression you do need 20 stone to hammer it in with.
I'm not sure re www we are talking anywhere near average. Though if daddy was behind him, they could muster 20 st.