BREAKING NEWS... David Cameron: "I am granting the Metropolitan Police emergency powers to use water cannons, rubber bullets and tear gas to take back control of our streets from these poncing parasites biting the hand that feeds them. In addition I am deploying the British Army as a visible presence to provide the authority that is so very lacking.". Carlsberg don´t do Prime Ministers but if they did...
No way David Cameron called anyone 'poncing'. That's like the butch guy in gay porn calling the other one '***got' when he ****s him in the arse. Almost exactly like that, in fact.
There's an announcement at 10:30. I'm predicting the inclusion of the lines: "share in your outrage at this blatant display of criminality" "Work together to take communities forward" "build stronger communities based on greater responsibility" "I like transexuals to put their fingers in my Eton-hole" and "Anyone that disagrees with the lady's big pair of bouncy tits about Thatcher clearly enjoys humming with balls in their mouths - preferably, a really old set of balls at that"
The first three are absolute stick-ons. The last one is going to be quite heavily implied, I would think.
Cameron and that clown who calls himself the chancellor of the exchequeur should both resign. The country is under siege, the capital is pretty much a burnt out shell, the economy is going down the toilet again and those selfish buggers couldn't cut their holidays short to come and deal with it. Get them shifted and bring in someone who actually cares about the country.
The Big Society ...eh David? Cameron's a ****ing joke. At least Maggie would've used the Army on the ****s.
