I had something similar. I think it had a joystick like that and one button but was a space invanders type.
I think red lad misses how ****ing animal some women go for a man in a good suit. Like a bond movie type. Sadly most men look like laurel and Hardy not David Craig.
never saw them but did have a cap gun but more importantly a football and lived next to the field all the kids congregated at during summer to play footy games that went on all day.Great days
I never had one either, but longed for one because one lad in our street had one, he was a star right up until he lost all the bullets and grenades, etc and just had a plastic gun like the rest of us.