D'you think my Mum would like that ? I,m all out of ideas and she won't tell me what she wants. She's 88 but still a woman after all.
My phone doesn't do pics otherwise I'd fix you up. Right now she's on the phone to her big sister in North Wales, they shouldn,t bother wae phones a ****in megaphone each and they could hear each other, it's only 320 miles. Her sister's 90 if you want a pen-pal, or more.
Well thanks,have size 7 and I know it's girly but Zola,Messi and Ronaldo all size 8 but wear 7s for control and power,just saying.
Mick's bottled it, I can get him fixed up in Glasgow or north Wales, both easily accessible via the M8 or M56. What more d'you want ? Plus I wouldn't have to worry about xmas presents. win.win.
I don't think that would be voluntary but it probably wouldn't be noticed in the heat of the moment. Mick, grab two of those drone things, one in each hand, head due west from Dublin and you'll come to my mother's birthplace of Trevor on the Llyn peninsula. Turn right and head north to Chester and have your wicked way with my Aunt. Thereafter, take off again, head due north and bale out over one of the many green and pleasant lands in Glasgow, not Glasgow Green which is full of junkies, and I,ll come and collect you. Sorted.
Is it **** Ayr is the land of scum and boring ****. Trust me, my sister lives there and ST is from there, or abouts.
Did I not go by all those nice golf courses? Thought ST lived in Edinburgh and holidayed in Cornwall/Devon.
I think it would be a superb idea to buy your 88yr old Mum a strap-on and bottom lubricant. You never know, there could be some latent lesbians or geezers who like it up the dunger down at the Pensioners Club. It could be a GC version of the Lemon Party. Failing that she could always use it as a dipper for planting spring bulbs and the lube for the dry skin on the back of her calves.
Good thinking Grove, I'll pass that onto her with your compliments. She might ask for your phone number because she likes a man with imagination.
