On the pitch with them all. If anything else it'll spark a pitch invasion from the fat bastards. It's **** like this that could tempt me back. Free pies, sounds good but not as good as concessions for kids, teens, oldies & disabled. Get them lobbed in the pitch. Allam's, grade 1 ****s.
This ^ Chuck em on the pitch. They'll probably be laced with something nasty anyway. You'll come away mumbling 'Ehab is God, Ehab is God' no no no, he's a ****, Ehab is God...
I'd be like Pinky or Perky wallowing around on the pitch, getting every crumb & every bit of gristle.
It's a good idea, just be careful not to hit anyone, or else Assems "they're hooligans" thing will be justified. Oh and Charlie love, just ask a bloke to throw yours, eh...