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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    If she became a fat tub of lard?



    Typical male chavenist pig attitude here. I acknowledge.


    From sexy to obese.

    At what point do you say 'sod this, i''m outta here'.?

    Or dont you?










    This thread is nee good is ya a chubby chaser. Gil. Billy. Cough cough.
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Hard for me to even consider, as my wife's more into a healthy lifestyle than I am.

    If I got fat, I doubt she'd be best pleased with sitting in the basket on the front of my Fatman Scoot.

    I'd have to say no though, our Rabbi had a lisp and I vowed to love her in thickness and in health.
     
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  3. Bizarreknives

    Bizarreknives Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Yeah, obese I cant do, i dont tend to get on well with obese women.
     
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    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    I've got bigger flaws than hypothetical obesity and she puts up with me so I'd have to put up with her...

    While the diet kicks in.
     
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  5. Commachio

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    Gos she feeds ya celery sarnies.

    What if she gave up the gym and became a teletubby?
     
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  6. Commachio

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    <laugh>. Thinking time
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Like Disco says it's hypothetical obesity, I hope it doesn't happen but I'm sure it'll be nowt I can't put up with temporarily.

    I'd have to change the flooring if she did mind, we've gone with a softwood dark oak and she loves her heels.
     
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  8. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    My wife has a great figure, but if she did pile on the weight I would not leave her that's for sure..
     
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  9. Commachio

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    It was the Coleen Nolan story.

    Im a fat ****er. He dont like me.










    **** off chubbs
     
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  10. Commachio

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    Yoy'd have her on a hunger strike <laugh>
     
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    Our lass is one of these lucky so and so's who never seem to put on weight..Me on the other hand just have to look at a burger and I put 2lb on..
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I used to be that person, dead slim, I could stuff my face with chocolate, crisps, cake, sarnies and whatever all day and wake up the next day looking like a rake.

    Now I have to live a healthy lifestyle for the most part, to keep trim, taste one ****ing Dorito on a Sunday and turn into Rick Waller.
     
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  13. Commachio

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    Ha cant sing.












    Join the club
     
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  14. marcusblackcat

    marcusblackcat SAFC Sheriff Forum Moderator

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    My first wife was a size 14 when we met... Size 30 when I left - does that answer your question Commo!

    My now wife is a size 8 (10 in some places and depending on what day of the week it is and whether I buy the clothes - you know the crack!!) She was a 6 when we got married (was our 9th anniversary last week) - but we've got 2 kids and she still looks awesome in anything (even better in nothing)
     
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  15. Commachio

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    Avoided the question.
     
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  16. marcusblackcat

    marcusblackcat SAFC Sheriff Forum Moderator

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    Kind of - I left because my first wife slept with one of my best mates (caught them at it) but my first thought wasn't rage it was relief when I found out! I wanteed out - mainly as I'm quite into fitness and stuff and enjoy running and walking and my ex-wife, at 18 stone, couldn;t walk further than then end of the street. I would've gone because of that but found another reason
     
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  17. Commachio

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    So its a yes for dumping chubsters?

    Im avoiding the other stuff.
     
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    I dont have a girl but if I did and she got fat, then yeah, I'd leave her for sure.

    I don't find fat attractive.
     
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  19. Commachio

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    Sharp but true
     
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  20. marcusblackcat

    marcusblackcat SAFC Sheriff Forum Moderator

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    Yeah but she wasn't just chubby! She was huge! Where the flab overhangs man - disgusting and I have no idea why I stayed as long as I did. Much more toit mind - I love my current wife without question - she's awesome - very pretty - but she makes me happy. She's only 5 foot tall so if she got to a size 30 it'd be like charlie and the chocolate factory!!
     
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