On Boxing day. Is it gonna be a buttfuck of hurt, or will he be waving his wanger in Jose's face shouting 'who's the daddy, you Portuguese peacock'? No Januzaj, so **** knars who'll play, but get ya money on it not being Khazri. O'Shea to follow Zlatan around like 2 owld codgers gannin out to buy some baccy. Rooney will still be pissed and have itchy knackers due to Colleens granny. And in true Hollywood style, Love gets the 99th minute winner. So how is Moyes return to Salford gonna end up?
Think it will be similar to Chelski. Try and keep them out and hope to smash em on the break. Fingers crossed its games like this where we can sneak away with something.
Zlatan to scrap Moyes' minibus. Rojo to two foot Borini into next season. Yellow card. Rooney to equal Charlton's record. Moyes to **** Fellaini off into his soup flask after the match.
Does that mean Fellani is heading to Wearside in January? Dave has nee money, but will pay in sexual favours?
Don't even know what would get Fellaini going he looks too awkward for human sex, he's all elbows and knees they'd end up in A&E. Microphones maybe?
We're in good form. No reason we can't take something from the game. Looking forward to Zlatan pulling us to pieces now.
Certainly sir that'll be £5 and minus your 50% discount, that comes to £2.50 and 5p for the bag... yes it's contactless, go ahead.... Oh, I'm sorry Mr Short your card has been declined.
Any of you knuckleheads planning on coming to this one then? Your squad looks bare, Adnan, Kirchhoff and supposedly Billy Jones unavailable now.
It would be typical SAFC to go and win but I would happily take a point now. Ibra and Lindgaard are knocking up a decent partnership and unfortunately Jo's likes an own goal or to give,a penna away on these occasions.
Kone AND Djilobodji - with Antchibe putting his bulk about - could be very interesting - a sneaky Mackem 3pts -... ....a seathing Mourinho in the stand
