PL Board "End of Year Awards 2016"

... me too (not the same one and not at the same time - least I sincerely hope not!

 

Mrs Luv has a backwards **** ... does Luv know? ... does he care?

 

Same here, Pixie.

I grew up in North London, but moved to the country when I was around 14. Then, the family moved to Nevada, in California, where I bought a mansion on the Jurassic Coast (of Cornwall). After, purchasing several historic monuments and turning them into night clubs, I returned to the place of my birth, in Basingstoke.

 

Pixie's nominations, apart from being so utterly predictable, demonstrate the disturbing degree to which I own his mind.

 

Woah! Hang on, there, just a minute...

That's Pixie giving Bambi a slap.

Bambi will be seething!

 

HIAG's nominations, apart from being so utterly predictable, demonstrate the degree to which I own his limited mind

 

This is the best post you've ever posted, Bodi!!!

Well done, mate. You're slowly learning the ropes.

 

Unintentional WUMFCUKUP whilst attempting to be witty ... even you aren't THAT stupid ...

 

... unfortunately you missed them and landed on your face .... countless times

 

Sweet, Lord alive!

I make three quick-fire posts without any mention of Bambi, and - BANG! - in a flash, he's on my back with his obsession! It's almost as though he's been waiting all morning for me to show up!

Pixie and Bambi (and to a very large extent Tobes,Skiddy and Stan) show us what it must have been like when early Man first discovered fire. He just couldn't leave it alone, even though it kept burning the silly ****er's fingers!

The fire of my wummery is dangerous, you Seggies! I hate the pain I cause, but there's little I can do about if you continue to play with it.

 

... apart from having been on here all morning (nice easy Friday at work) of course and getting the 'nofiying alert thingy' when anyone posts

You really don't know how any of this works do you, Melty McMeltface?

 

I go away for 5 mins and HIAG is bealing again

 

Best Poster - @Spurlock Love this guy, I might eat Pork but I'd eat that halal **** for him. Has one liners that a coke head wished they had. Nuff respect.
Worst Poster - @highburyal basically a wannabe Spurlock, without the brain. Although I like him, easy bait.
Funniest Poster - @the roofer man's a genius, not sure he realises though. Love that ****.
Least Funny Poster -
Best Mod
Worst Mod
Biggest Diva/Drama Queen
Poster Most Likely To Throw Their Toys Out Of The Pram and Have A Tantrum
Most Likely Not to Read the OP
Most Random Poster
Most Confusing Poster
Poster Most Likely to Contradict Themself
Red Tinted Spectacle Award for Most Biased Poster
Best Wum - @Hoddle Is A God Easy decision, could make one post and have the forum in meltdown for weeks.
Worst Wum @Ginger Marks Not sure he understands wumming? How can you go missing for a whole season and then return when you're winning and then try and wum #rattled
Biggest Bitter @Tobes = Bitter, Proud, Angry, Loopy, Blueshite.
Biggest Grass
Rudest Poster
Most Intelligent Poster
Most Angry Poster
Biggest Whinger
Most Missed Poster (for those no longer with us) @SuckMyKlopp RIP (hopefully not actually dead and in hiding since Karius ****ed us over). My guess is he's got an STD and it's turned into nob rot.
Best Thread - Leicester City Spiral thread and What you Doing. Both funny and good. Both full of ****, good ****.
Worst Thread
Post of the Year
Forum Legend Award - A split award here. @luvgonzo posting **** for 5 years and it's still good ****. @Matth_2014 internet sensation. I like to think these guys are similar in many ways


TBC (or edited) I'm at work. **** ya'll.

 

I'm loving the truth in your nominations, so far, my friend.

I am greatly looking forward to the rest of the nominations.

 

Ouch!

That is going to sting Flanders more than anything else he may have suffered on this forum.

 

Lolz

 

Says HIAG, after his 4th post in a row about me

 

#halfarsed

 

Everybody's nominations are 'true' you fool - doesn't necessarily mean they are right

 

^^^^^^^^^^
#Seething