Off Topic The secret santa present thread

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moreinjuredthanowen

moreinjuredthanowen

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Its finally here, the presents day

here are the people who signed up

  1. Milk
  2. Zingy
  3. Mito
  4. tobes
  5. IBWT
  6. RHC
  7. Luvgonzo
  8. Garlic klopp
  9. Zanjinho
  10. Skylarker
  11. Redlad
  12. Jurgenmeister
Gifts will be posted in no particular order and come with the gifters own santa list.
 
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No 1: Milk gets.......

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https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51o584jCdoL._SX258_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

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If milk doesn't have cats? Well now he has an excuse to get one.

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this mystery shopper sent santa this letter:

4 things I'd want:

1. Battlefield 1 for Xbox One
2. Dime bag of weed
3. Totally Naked 2017 Calendar to scare off the feminatzis at work
4. a head torch for the toilet
 
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No 2: Zingy gets...................

This Angry Birds jersey for £16 from Evans Cycles:
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https://static.evanscycles.com/prod...rt-sleeve-jersey-blue-red-EV260876-5030-1.jpg

And with the 4 quid left over this lovely bicycle bliss calendar:

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http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/im...E500Z/posters/bicycle-bliss-2017-calendar.jpg

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This mystery shopper sent santa this letter

Dear Santa, I have been an exceptionally good this year and have caused no problems at all on the liverpool forum and have been really really nice to everyone please can you bring me:

1. Adidas Ultra Boost 3.0 black trainers
2. Adidas Ultra Boost x Reigning Champ trainers
3. Nike Flykit Racer Blackout trainers
 
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No 3: Mito gets

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what a Russian lesbian commando really looks like. she has your axe.


This mystery shopper sent santa this letter:

Dear Santa

You old ****hound just bring me carling and a sherbet
 
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No 4: tobes gets...................

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Complete coverage and interviews of the classic Mersey derby in 2006 which saw Everton take the top position in the Premier league (for a few hours) and have bragging rights on Merseyside. Relive our greatest achievement in recent history because as we all know, nothing but the best is good enough.


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This mystery shopper sent santa this letter:

Dear Santa,

I have been a good lad this year and I want,

Some interesting cheeses
Brown Jeans
A new woodburner glove
 
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No 6: RHC gets...................



Present for RHC, I think that's him as a kid behind the bar judging from the facial expression.

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http://media.graytvinc.com/images/810*712/playset1.jpg



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This mystery shopper sent Santa this letter:

My Santa list is:

1. Aston Martin
2. Our 1977 midfield back in the team in their prime
3. A barrel of Adnams Broadside
 
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no 8: Garlic Klopp gets.......

The pick up old ladies kit! What better present for an old man?

Step 1) Impress old ladies with bingo skills
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B0...=win bingo&dpPl=1&dpID=41gkbgsOfKL&ref=plSrch

Bingo ebook

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2). Sleeping pills | tranquilizer with a tried and tested 100% natural recipe | 60 capsules

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B0...qid=1481720971&sr=8-5&keywords=sleeping pills

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3) Morning after he cooks her breafast with this on to fool her that she was with a stud. (Counting on old woman having bad eyesight)

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B0...funny sexy&dpPl=1&dpID=51oKD6tdexL&ref=plSrch

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This mystery shopper sent santa this letter:

Dear Santa,.

I would like an inflatable sheep, a lifetime supply of Carling and a gay sex weekend with Tony Blair
 
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No 9. zanjinho gets.....


Bird’s Christmas Dinner in a Burger
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In Finland, Christmas dinner is traditionally a large roasted ham. In Peru, the turkey is stuffed with minced beef and peanuts and decorated with pineapples for an authentic festive lunch. Which country's idea of Christmas the Bird Christmas Dinner Burger is based on, we may never find out. It comprises cranberry-glazed, crispy fried chicken, sage and onion stuffing, panko-crusted fried brie topped with bacon wrapped jalapeno poppers and parsnip crisps. It’s available November 17, so while it might not get you in the spirit, we recommend you give it a go. Because fried cheese.

This costs 12.50 so throw in a side order of fries and a pint of Carling.

Just because he's a fat **** <ok>

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This Ahem mystery shopper sent santa this list:

For Christmas, I'd like.....

1. Peace on Earth

2. A bungalow

3. Bionic knees
 
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No 9. zanjinho gets.....


Bird’s Christmas Dinner in a Burger
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In Finland, Christmas dinner is traditionally a large roasted ham. In Peru, the turkey is stuffed with minced beef and peanuts and decorated with pineapples for an authentic festive lunch. Which country's idea of Christmas the Bird Christmas Dinner Burger is based on, we may never find out. It comprises cranberry-glazed, crispy fried chicken, sage and onion stuffing, panko-crusted fried brie topped with bacon wrapped jalapeno poppers and parsnip crisps. It’s available November 17, so while it might not get you in the spirit, we recommend you give it a go. Because fried cheese.

This costs 12.50 so throw in a side order of fries and a pint of Carling.

Just because he's a fat **** <ok>

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This Ahem mystery shopper sent santa this list:

For Christmas, I'd like.....

1. Peace on Earth

2. A bungalow

3. Bionic knees
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Assuming I can opt for Peroni instead of Carling...

Best. Gift. Ever!
 
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moreinjuredthanowen said:
No 1: Milk gets.......

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and

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If milk doesn't have cats? Well now he has an excuse to get one.

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this mystery shopper sent santa this letter:

4 things I'd want:

1. Battlefield 1 for Xbox One
2. Dime bag of weed
3. Totally Naked 2017 Calendar to scare off the feminatzis at work
4. a head torch for the toilet
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5.5 cats.

Will come in handy. I've always wanted to collect the cat hair and make a sweater.

Xbox1 makes me think Gerrez. Feminazis at work makes me think Redlad (or Gerrez). Weed makes me think Skylarker or red.

Tie breaker. Toilet torch (whatever that is) anything relating to the bog has to be Gerrez.
 
Santa's milk & 'cookies' said:
5.5 cats.

Will come in handy. I've always wanted to collect the cat hair and make a sweater.

Xbox1 makes me think Gerrez. Feminazis at work makes me think Redlad (or Gerrez). Weed makes me think Skylarker or red.

Tie breaker. Toilet torch (whatever that is) anything relating to the bog has to be Gerrez.
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not correct.
 
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