The man thread

Okay guys this is a thread dedicated to manly activities and testosterone fueled female engagement .

I'll start

What you benching ?

I'm upto 120kg 4 sets of 8

I eat my muesli with water and no flavourings

I'd love to rim Rachel Riley

 

I eat porridge, have a PT and would rim:

Karen Gillan
Amy Adams
Christina Hendricks
Nicole Kidman

 

Can I add Ariana grande too

 

What you training for strength ?

 

Yes I'm looking at your pussy too

 

I have my soft boiled eggs in a shot glass

 

I paint my nails with Ronseal.

 

Is this you?

 

Similar

 

I think people who work out are bellends.

 

I'm training to not be a fat bastard like Obi in the initial stages mate. Need to burn some fat pronto. He has me doing HIT stuff which really knacks me which is good I think.
Beyond phase 1, phase 2 is all about increasing running speed to allow me to get back to worthwhile long distance running. He's an ultra runner and has done the marathon des sable and a 100+ mile Leeds to Liverpool canal path run so knows his long distance stuff.

 

That's because you're a loser

 

Get some roids

 

Trains on strike again? It's getting beyond a joke.

 

I don't want bitch tit or a micro penis mate

 

You can't get micro penis it's a myth and as for bitch tits you'll be fine providing you arnt silly

 

I might be a loser, however I'm a heavy smoking, big drinking, shag a barber's floor, 87 year old loser.

 

It's never too late

 

You already have both so roids won't ruin you.