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  1. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    Maybe there are different sizes. I'm sure there'd be some such thing you could get in and out of the trap - I just thought a Dalek would be funny.
    Especially it it spoke.

    "Illuminate!"
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    1. FFS <doh>

    2. Completely vindicated <laugh> <laugh> <ok>
     
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  3. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Also ideal....
    please log in to view this image
     
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  4. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    Is that thing waterproof? don't look like it sadly.

    Have some fun with that ****er if it was lol.
     
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  5. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    Silly me.
     
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  6. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Say no more...

     
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  7. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    That doesn't look convincing though lol.

    Totally different to the other one.

    That one I would think was a chocolate bar.
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    #typo. The gag was great, though <laugh>
     
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  9. saintanton

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    You thought the first one looked convincing?
    How many turds on wheels do you see?

    And I don't mean BMW drivers.
     
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    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    I wasn't referring to the ruddy wheels part lol. the body of the turd is convincing.the other one looks like a lion bar.
     
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  11. saintanton

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    I also envisaged the Dalek giving some toilet encouragement by saying "Eliminate".
    But one can go too far.
     
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  12. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    It is why I voted him as funniest poster. <ok>
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    One can <whistle>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Too much fat and oil makes me need the toilet too.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Doesn't the sensor look for infrared. RC vehicle won't give out much heat.

    I thought that was a chocolate darlek at first glance.
     
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  16. saintanton

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    I assumed it was a movement sensor.
    Anyway, don't go spoiling a good idea with technicalities. Give it a hot water bottle or something.
     
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  17. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Or try and set of the hand dryer by driving underneath it. <ok>
     
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    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    Adil Fidler
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Good name that..
     
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    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    Was seeing how long it would take you. Ten minutes <laugh>
     
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