PL Board "End of Year Awards 2016"

That's the entire point of this board!


I started posting on here after a "come and have a little play" invite from one of the Chelsea boys.

Take away the wumming, and there is nothing to this board other than a few Nigels comparing the wheels on their bikes.

 

Oh ****, you've really showed me there.

 

So, the entire point of this board is to wind each other up?

Ok, gotcha.

You fail miserably at it by the way.

 

It is for him, the dopey get.

And you're right, he's ****e at it

 

Nice of you to show that nothing I post bothers you Wig-Wam Head.

 

Clearly Bluey, clearly.

 

Still bothering you. Good.

 

Next person to use the word rattled after this post is a nonce.

 

^^^ #woundup ^^^

 

Now you're rattled.

 

So much so this is my last post.

 

I my friend am a smoking jacket sat by the open fire with an Irish Wolfhound asleep next to me while sipping brandy chilled out muthafucker, you sir are a ****.

 

Here are my nominations - all personal choices, of course. However, I have been as objective as I can be.

Best Poster - Luvgonzo
Worst Poster - Bambi
Funniest Poster - Sky
Least Funny Poster - Lightning (aka Stan) & Bambi (I really couldn't put a Rizla between these two)
Best Mod - there are no "best" mods, only "least intrusive mods" and on that basis you could pick any of the Spurs mods
Worst Mod - there are too many to choose! Bambi, Pixie and Commie are definitely in the frame
Biggest Diva/Drama Queen - Luvvy
Poster Most Likely To Throw Their Toys Out Of The Pram and Have A Tantrum - Tobes
Most Likely Not to Read the OP - Skiddy and Highburyal
Most Random Poster - Roofie
Most Confusing Poster - Bambi, by a very long way!
Poster Most Likely to Contradict Themselves - Skiddy (he really doesn't know his arsehole from his elbow!)
Red Tinted Spectacle Award for Most Biased Poster - Pixie
Best Wum - Sky & Spurly (it would be impolite to vote for myself, so have gone with these two as both have delivered some ripe ownings)
Worst Wum - Pixie, Bambi, Skiddy, Commie, Tobes, Highburyal - take your pick!
Biggest Bitter - CFC
Biggest Grass - Luvvy (I suspect)
Rudest Poster - Little Urn
Most Intelligent Poster - Power Spurs
Most Angry Poster - Commie and Tobes
Biggest Whinger - can't think of anyone
Most Missed Poster (for those no longer with us) - A87 (not that he ever left us )
Best Thread - Leicester City Spiral
Worst Thread - EU
Post of the Year - Roofie for his single-handed demolition of the Chuckle Gang over Saint-HIAG-gate
Forum Legend Award - Roofie QC

 

Other than taking up a full page add in The Guardian I couldn't have been more clear that it was me.

 

Sure.

Love the thumbs-up. You should get the words "HIAG has ****ing rattled me!" tattooed on your forehead.

 

Bye then.

 

I like to keep these things as discreet as I can, mate.

By the way, I bear no grudges that you so viciously and treacherously grassed me up to the supermods. I understand that you had your reasons, mate. Honest.

 

You're a smoking jacket?

 

Nothing personnal fella I just had my own thoughts on it and was clear about them, we all have a diffrence of opinion now and then.

 

No I'm a "chilled out muthafucker" have another go at it.