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Headline Game v The Rugby Boys

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Rum & Black for 2, Dec 14, 2016.

  1. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    The Headline Game threads just keep on coming. What now you say? Well you're not voting this time your dreaming of being a Fleet Street Hack or could it be reality?

    The Toon go marching on but can you sum it all up in one punchy, pithy headline. Will your headline be festive or will it be topical or for some, <cough>Fat Boy<cough>, will it even be relevant?

    Put your best effort forward and let the Public decide.

    For those with Chippy brains

    1. One entry per person.
    2. Submissions to be made by 9.30pm Saturday 17/12/2016
    3. If more than 4 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 4 will then go to a second and final vote.
    4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.
     
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    Mohammed teams up with Christ to leave Wigan broken like Dave Whelan's legendary legs.
     
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  3. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Dave Whelan is still a ****!
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    A broken legged **** apparently although he never really mentions it.
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Toon stroll on The Road to Wigan Pair.
     
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  6. Heed

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    :emoticon-0159-music Diame Smiles and Glitters as Toon BigWigs Heed for Xmas No.1:emoticon-0159-music
     
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  7. Rum & Black for 2

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    Mo success for Toon.
     
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    <yikes>
     
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    Toon weigh in with Atsu-Mo double to wrestle top spot back again



    (thought I'd set the jokes up for you heartless, cruel gits)
     
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  10. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Mo's, Star-turn to look good as Newcastle sparkle
     
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    Mike comes out on top in battle of ****ty sports shop owners.
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Mo refuses to run around for fear of Lactic acid
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    What's jokes are they fatty?
    I see you have fat on the brain now.... not just copious amounts of blubbery fat around your midsection.
     
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    That's almost very clever. You been on the drugs again?
     
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    Newcastle win the jumble sale
     
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    Toon Mo' Better
     
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  17. Rum & Black for 2

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    That comment doesn't sound all that patronising, not really!
     
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  18. Obi Wan

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    Neither does yours, not really.
     
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    "Wi-Gan Doon South: Undercover Toon Fans Take Over DW"
     
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    The Diame buster and the Christian strike atsu dw
     
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