Players wae beards

if I was a manager I'd ban my players from growing beards, it makes them look so old and beatable, Steven Fletcher springs to mind. maybe I've picked a bad example but if I was a boss I,d ban beards, don't mind a wee moustachio, like mine.

 

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Tina was ST's beard.

 

Good example Tina, bearded wee tit, not you cause I don't know what you look like, Hartley, he looks even more fat faced these days, plonker. Funnily enough there is a bearded tit but I,ve never seen one. Spotted a long tailed tit down by the Kelvin one day.

 

Oh my. You have really upset her now.

 

Naw,naw, I was calling Hartley a bearded wee tit. I'm sure Tina keeps herself neat and tidy.

 

Oh my. You really don't understand Tina's fanny hair regime.

 

You obviously have inside (leg) information. There's no answer to first hand experience.

 

And another thing Mr.Gambol, before I sign off, I,ve always had a feeling( maybe born a few years back I'll admit ) that you and Tina have met up. Willing to accept that I'm totally wrong and what you two get up to is entirely your own business, but did yaes ?

 

Naw. I just used to annoy the hell out of her on here.

 

"Used to"

 

She's no talkin to me for some reason

 

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*everybody

That surprises me

 

Unusual just to see one long tailed tit on its own. Hope it wasn't lost

 

Am actually quite hurt.

 

Don't be. I'm just not feeling sociable.

 

How is your menopause?

 

Okey dokey.

 

I'd ban players wearing headphones pretending to listen to music so the don't have to talk to journos and fans.

Arseholes.

 

Fuming when Aguero pied him ^^